RANDOM SOUL EATER HEAD CANONS!
Honestly this is all just a massive brain dump... anyways hope you enjoy (if anyone reads...)
Sorry if I mischaracterised them pls let me live it's my opinion...
Small TW for SH... shows next to what one in a bracket by the name
Aaaaanndddd some may be a little suggestive? I think only Giriko's (and kinda Stein's...?)
Death the Kid
* Carries a handkerchief around in his pockets
* Uses the "my dad owns roblox" excuse but it sounds more like... my dad owns the school
* Nepo baby bitch ass
* Him and black star were once messing around and they both on instinct went in for a kiss cause of an inside joke or smth and acc kissed and they were both so stunned and never talked about it again. Although soul does bring it up (and black star lowk did it on purpose too, just for a reaction out of him)
* He unironically sends those "good morning rise and shine ✨" and "have a marvellous Tuesday 😚" gifs... idk who too but he does
* Walks with a bounce ykwim
* Fights with black star over anything and everything
* Sleeps dead straight on his back with arms crossed over his chest and all
* Snoozes a little... like...ahhh mi mi miiii but without the ahhh and really quietly
* Gives scrooge pj vibes or like silky black and white striped pjs
* "On MY cellular device?!" "Absolutely not!"
* Skate god
* Dupstep... just deep down he listens to it
* Likes liquorice
Patty
* No ass all tits
* Snores
* Knows DAMN WELL how to party - especially the white girl playlist... her and liz COOK on
* Mocks everyone... its rude but so so SO accurate
* Calls people snowflakes
* Probably ate dirt as a kid
* Her and b star are acc really close
* "Put this on ig reels"
* Loves RAP rap music. Its either that or 2000s pop
Liz
* Liz has INCREDIBLY greasy hair sometimes but no-one knows as it's hid under the hat... but like its not the gross greasy, just average greasy
* All ass no tits... although its not like CRAZY
* Gets SO pissed off when patty AND kid snore on occasion
* A handbag girl and always smells of Victoria's Secret perfumes... but the body mists specifically
* Plus she has a lot of the VS sets
* Just a little lesbian
* I feel like a fox is her favourite animal
* Cannot save money for the life of her
* Absolutely RINCES kids cards
* R&B and jazz are a must for her
Soul
* Maka got soul on ATP (the song) and he denys to like it but he sings it w maka
* He got a great singing voice too
* Soul dabbles in a little weed on occasion... he thinks hes sooooo smooth with it too but always ends up getting scolded
* Also hes just crazy good at instruments, not just the piano
* He cracks his knuckles SO damn loud and it pisses kid off sm
* Do NOT stop this man when spanish music comes on. He somehow knows all the words and WILL dance
* Especially "obsessione" or whatever the fuck its called ikwim - tsubaki or black star WILL add the girl adlibs to that song too (GUYS I FOUND THE SONG ITS "Obsesion" by Aventura, Judy Santos)
* Occasionally paints his nails, either black or red or some funky colours
* Master at breakdancing
* Loves his headbands mannnn, or just anything to keep his hair out his face
* Once got crossfaded and threw up so hard he swore he'd never do it again... ohhh but he did
* Dry ass responses like "okay" "damn that sucks" without meaning to. He just texts like that
* He rages SO hard at games... like SCREAMING at the mic and maka tells him off about it
* He definitely found it funny to fake moan around boys and do high pitched girl voices and all that stuff
* 21 pilots phase
* House music along with jazz (ofc)
* Leaves his gum under the tables at school
* Stickers all over his room
* Cant live without headphones
* After being caught in the ultimate exam, his cheating skills are unmatched
Maka
* Frequently has arguments with her dad (even if 99% of them are one sided and petty)
* Cries over school too much
* She actually cries a lot
* Genuinely has an underlying hatred for black star
* Snappy and sassy SOMETIMES
* Had a harry potter phase... read all the books and watched all the films and that shabang and soul hates it (or loves it? Idk)
* Feels genuinely bad for crona
* Awkward dancing galore
* You just KNOW she dabbles in fanfics
* Frequently she says such bad jokes people just "🙂" as a reaction to them... and only tsubaki fake laughs out of pure pity... but makas like 😁😄😀🙂😕
* Has a fuck ass tear away calendar
* Kinda gives... taylor swift fan... vibes... unfortunately...
Black Star
* Adhd AND autism
* Sings... just... sings... like out loud...
* Has the more BOISTEROUS laugh ever AND is a hitter when he laughs like full on SLAPPING
* And he will point and laugh at the person who said the joke whilst absolutely pissing himself, like tears in his eyes, wheezing silent laughter and knee slapping
* Says stuff this THAT British boy accent and its so incredibly unfunny it hurts
* Fortnite SWEAT
* Black star is famous in comment sections... like you look at top likes and hes just there... its so random too
* Unknowingly has made crona cry themselves to sleep a good few times
* Hood irony galore
* Those "forgive me mother" videos are absolutely hilarious to him (sorry this one is so outdated now... I wrote these ages ago okay...)
* Shittest memory ever
* Unironically loves watermelon and chicken wings - Soul always realises but never points it out and Soul just giggles to himself about it
* Either away first or last to fall asleep... no in between, and sleeps SPRAWLED out
* Also a morning person. #riseandGRIND
* Did karate lessons as a kid
* Loves when kiluk calls him b star
* Quotes "HURRY UP AND LET ME RIDE IT" WITH THE JUMPING.
* "The one peice is real" jokes are so funny to him
* Genuinely so fucking crazy strong.
* Like if tsubakis like... "oh... im so big... im so insecure..." he just *fwoop* lifts her ygm
Marie
* Marie says "thats lovely honey ❤️" comments
* She side-eyes spirit so much cause shes constantly pissed at him for some reason
* Always does that long sigh before telling someone off
* Hands on hips and head shake in disapproval
* Complaining to Yumi about boys 24/7
* Draws love hearts in foggy mirrors after she showers
* Hums to herself a lot
* After showers, her dead hair gets all caught up in the drains... poor stein has to then has to go and pull it all out and unclog it
Crona (TW??!!)
* Crona cxts themselves
* Our they/them ...monarch... idk...
* Soul mocks their stutter behind their back and maka scolds him for it
* Also crona says "idk leave me alone" comments
* Has cried themselves too sleep over the smallest things TOO often
* Oddly tall
* Poems... just poems
* Clings onto that pillow whilst sleeping for dear life
* Has learnt to zone out whilst ragnarok blabbers on and hits them
Tsubaki (TW?!)
* Tsubaki and Liz are just a lil gay... for each other...
* "Oh thats not...!" Tsubaki comments
* Her and black star are actually so incredibly cute together
* Will hold hands with Patty causally whilst walking
* Physical touch is her love language but basically only with the girls in her group (small gestures like a hug, hand holding, back pats blah blah ygm)
* Absolute god at baking
* Defo can sing but is just shy about it
* Very caring and genuine so sweet
* A thigh cutter
* Insecure as shit
Stein
* Stein has a medical kink... ooo spicy ik
* Also he gives Austrian vibes idk man (bro I honestly don't know)
* He genuinely lost his shit laughing at hawk tuah and his laugh actually made people flinch (SO OUTDATED SORRY HAHAHA)
* Stein mutters brainrot to himself sometimes because his students say it and he just repeats it without really thinking now
* Tweaks out without cigarettes
* I like how people mutually agree that stein has a big and straight nose... so yeah... that...!
* REEEEKKKSSS OF CIGARETTES. Not in a nice way
Spirit
* Spirit and stein are reels warriors but like millenial core (ofc Spirit is the more frequent one)
* Spirit sends maka reels but she doesnt reply
* Spirit is definitely bi i mean just look at him he screams GAY.
* Uses the 😂 emoji like his life depends on it
* Such a SAD drunk no matter where he drinks
* Loves coffee... (not Joe level tho...)
Eruka
* Eruka and Free are dating like 10487538% you CANNOT tell me nothing was going on there... Maybe not like DATING dating but the feelings were DEEEEEEFINELY mutual
* Drools a little over Mizune in ALL her human forms
* Sam and colby fangirl vibes idk... but not ACTUALLY she just gives those vibes
Giriko
* Giriko cannot keep his eyes off Arachne tits (i don't blame him) and doesn't even try to be discreet about it. No shame king and mosquito gets SO peeved off
* Such a player
* An aggressive drunk
* Snores SO loud and will fall asleep anywhere (esp if drunk)
* Picks fights for no reason just for the lols and also to show off his chainsaw... he just loves to rev it up
* Catcalling galore
* Told Arachne to bend over one too many times and got slapped (he definitely did not mean them as a joke, but also DID mean them as a joke... Im making no sense sorry)
Blair
* Primark galore... like if she ever found out about the press on nails... oh god...
Sid
* He'd LOVE air fryers
Medusa
* Her go to meal is soup
* And vegan vibes idk why... like no, shes not vegan, she just likes vegan stuff
Justin
* Justin sings in the shower
* Tinnitus
* If he zones out once its over... you gotta repeat it allllll over
* Unfortunately an awful singing voice
* Appreciates night core
Kim and Jaquline
* There is no way they aren't gay (esp after reading soul eater NOT)
Kiluk
* Carries a yart
* Says "shake yo dreads" too much
* Does that aha ha haaaa nonchalant laugh as a joke to piss off soul
* Like a big brother to fire and thunder 💕 I think thats just really sweet
Harvar
* Definitely watches football edits
