Hello, How's Life?

[theunknown-storyteller]

Papa Gearloose: I heard Gyro's feathers just turned colors!

Gyro's sister * trying not to laugh as she holds a singular blue feather*

Tiny Gyro *genuinely terrified*: AM I GONNA BE BLUE

[theunknown-storyteller]

Meet the science division of McDuck enterprises of my au

Gyro Gearloose- the head scientist (inventor)

Petri Gearloose( a definitely real man) - the co-head

Fethry Duck- the researcher

Manny- the intern

And last but not least

Fenton Crackshell Cabrera- honorary member

......

Fenton: wait, why am I an honorary member I don't even work here

Petri: because you're here more than Fethry

[theunknown-storyteller]

Theseus(?) : I only look like this because my actor kissed your actor in the forehead

Newt: what-

Theseus(?) : *finger guns*

[theunknown-storyteller]

How Donald figured out he was going to be an uncle in my au in a nutshell

Gyro: And you are now an uncle to three chicklings!

Della: what about dic-

Gyro: CHICKLINGS

[theunknown-storyteller]

In an attempt kidnapping (?)

Mad Ducktor: WE HAVE KIDS!

Gyro *tied up*: yeah so-

Mad Ducktor: HOW! WEREN'T WE GAY!

Gyro:*opens mouth*

Mad Ducktor: AND WHO'S THE OTHER PARENT

Gyro: ....Della

Mad Ducktor: THE LESBIAN?!!!!

Ps. They're clones

[theunknown-storyteller]

11 year old Theseus: *puts hands up in a hug position*

3 year old Newt: *runs away screaming*

Mrs. Scammander: Theseus! Stop terrorizing your brother!

[theunknown-storyteller]

Harry Potter au

??? : Arthur Boyle!

Arthur: *goes up*

Hat: Raven claw!

Shinra: I call Bullshit!

[theunknown-storyteller]

Harry Potter au

Ox (on the phone with his mom)

Mary(mom) : -and in what house did you get sorted in?

Ox: Slytherin

Mary: Another Slytherin! Ok, and what about your housemates. What do you feel about them?

Ox (sees Maka somehow throwing Blackstar to another room)

Ox: I wanna go home

[ahkaraii]

Five [MASTERPOST]

A Kakashi-centric Naruto fan comic centering around the events that occurred when Kakashi was five years old, from his early graduation to his father’s suicide.

Please note that this is a story about a child soldier living in a world where being raised for war is commonplace, so there is a global content warning for this sort of child abuse, gore/violence, and death.

(1),(2),(3),(4),(5),(6),(7) (8),(9),(10)

(11),(12),(13),(14),(15),(16),(17),

(18),(19),(20) (21),(22),(23),(24),

(25),(26),(27),(28),(29),(30),(31),

(32),(33),(34),(35),(36),(37),(37.5)

(38),(39),(40),(41),(42),(43),(44)

(45),(46),(47),(48),(49),(50),(51),

(52),(53),(54),(54.5)(54.9),(55),(56),

(57),(58),(59),(60),(61),(62),(63),(64)

(65),(66),(67),(68),(69),(70),(71),(72),(…)

Also available to read on AO3.

[ahkaraii]

Sorry to bother you but I was wondering, are you still gonna do more DBZ stuff? Loving the Old Guard stuff don't get me wrong, I just adore your very unique take on DBZ and especially with Gohan. Have a good day!

There’s still a few more things I wanna draw for Gohan, yeah!! But due to a bit of a mental health strain regarding the fandom I’m taking a break from it, though most of the strain was from the twitter crowd (which is why I shimmied on over back to tumblr). But I do this to all my fandoms, and usually cycle back eventually, so maybe we’ll meet again :D

Thank you for enjoying my work! Here’s a masterpost of my DBZ comics if you wanna revisit any:

1. GET STRONG:

Goku & Gohan in the time chamber

Afraid for the earth

Major Anxiety

The Suggestion

Suppression

Mom

2. YOU COWARD:

Yunzabit aka childhood trauma messes up your memories (x)

Gohan & Pan (x)

Goku & Gohan (x)

All you’re good for (x)

Piccolo & Pan (1, 2)

Pan wants to become Super Saiyan!!

Beachside knockout (x)

Friendship endures (Bulla) (x)

Self hatred (Gohan) (x)

Jealousy (Gotenks) (x)

No shortcuts (Vegeta) (x)

Do science (Bulma) (x)

The ritual (Videl) (x)

Trunks & Goten

For Science!! (x)

Chad Goten adventures (Insecurity1, Yamcha2,)

GT-era (x)

Post-GT fusion (x)

Gotenks vs. Vegeta (x)

Gohan & Videl

Childhood dream (x) español

Carpets and drapes (x) español

Saiyan tail & boundaries (x)

About Mr Satan’s deceit (x)

Jiu-jitsu date (x)

Misc

Cute Family Stuff (Gohan & Goten, Bulla & Trunks, Vegeta fam, siblings1, siblings 2, Gohan & baby Pan, Floofy saiyan (x)

Chichi log (Horns headcanon,  Taichi,)

Goku log (Krillin’s Buddhism, One month of helplessness)

Erasa & Sharpner (x)

Namekian Culture

Namekian armor (x)

Piccolo talks about food (x)

Dende’s Cargo (x)

God’s job + gohan’s haircut (x)

Mirai Saga

Fault (x)

Infection (x)

Saiyan Culture stuff

Red hair (Vegeta & Bulla (x), Vegeta & Fam (x))

Gine & Raditz (x, 1, 2, 3)

[theunknown-storyteller]

Kai Hatake: My parents are adopting a kid so I will be a big brother!

Shachi Umino: Good for you, as for me, I will stay being the favorite youngest child unlike this guy

Konohamaru: I literally did nothing to you-

[theunknown-storyteller]

Ox: *sees someone who looks like Harvar* Hey do yo-

Harvar: Orphan

Ox: Ok!

[theunknown-storyteller]

They are on the boat ride back from lost island

Blackstar: *rolls to where Ox is*

Ox: * pushes him back towards Kilik

Blackstar: *rolls back*

Ox: * pushes back*

Blackstar:* rolls back*

Ox: You know what -electrocutes him "softly"-

Blackstar: Hey what the hell was that for!

Ox: A thank you would've been nice

Few minutes of fighting and Kilik holding Blackstar back

Harvar: Hey Kid, can you hold him down please

Kid: Isn't he your parnter

Harvar: If I could I wouldn't have asked you and if anything I would most likely make him more dangerous

[theunknown-storyteller]

*while in battle without their miesters*

Harvar: wait who are we fighting

Jackie: Kim's exe apparently

Harvar: how am I not surprised

Jackie: well if it's anyone out of the group to date it's her

Harvar: oh no, this is just not as surprising as when I found out Ox has exes

Jackie: OX HAS AN EXE

Harvar: two actually

[theunknown-storyteller]

In our AU, Benimaru was adopted as a baby

3 year old Beni: fight me, Satan

19 year old Konro: ..... Ok then square up

-------- next scene

Hibachi: Now why did you think it was ok to kick a 3 year old

[theunknown-storyteller]

Jackie: Where did all this come from!?

Kim: the store, duh

Jackie: No HOW did you get this, these all look very expensive

Kim: oh I just got it and left

Jackie: You stole evrything

Kim: uh huh

Jackie: everything that is in front of me right now

Kim (seeing at how the jewelry looks on her) : yep

Jackie: deep breaths Jackie, she's your partner.... Aaa Maka does it on the daily

Kim: wait wait wait-

[theunknown-storyteller]

For this next scene I have to say that in an au I made there are two types of kishins; born and made ones. The made ones are the ones that are in the show me a while the born ones is self-explanatory.

Maka: Wait wait! You dated a kishin!

Soul: you dated!?

Kim : how did you pull a kishin?

Ox: yes, yes, and I don't know how to explain the last one