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Chapter XX - 473-475, 476-480, 481-485,486-489, Sasodei special , 496-500 >> Chapter XXI
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Chapter I
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When You Finally Get Punished For A Lifetime Of Reading Smut But You Expected It
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I just watched the latest naruto episode and god hashirama has good comebacks
20 things wrong with Naruto 632
The following is a play-by-play satirical take on the events of Naruto Chapter 632 and thus does not necessarily reflect the views of the author.
1. I know he's done it for forever and that Sasuke has as well, but doesn't Naruto not using honorifics kind of make their relationship gayer a bit weird?
2. They attempted to ostracise and yell at him last chapter, but now having Sasuke around is 'nostalgic'. Yeah...
3. ..and why does everyone look back at those days with such misty eyes anyway? NOBODY LIKED EACH OTHER THEN.
4. Kiba wanting to become Hokage. No, just no.
5. WHERE IS ROCK LEE AND TENTEN IN THIS GROUP?
6. Nice view of Sasuke's behind, Jugo?
7. Yay! We're all back together again, just like in the chunin exams...and oh wait, we're in the middle of a war and there goes the Jubi...
8. As if they weren't told a million times before, team 7 are still awed by the fact that the First and following Hokage are awesome (though to his credit, he is that AWESOME.
9. Heh. The Hashirama got wood.
10. ...and now he's going to penetrate the barrier and get other shinobi to come...and okay, I'll stop this now.
11. Can't tell if Jubi is Jubi or morbidly obese person chowing down on fast food.
12. Previous comment still stands, though more so now that the Jubi has clones.
13. Sakura, have you ever heard the phrase, 'Keep moving forward'? Wait, who am I kidding? This is Naruto- nobody has! THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO NEED FOR YOU, AS A LONG ESTABLISHED SUCCESSFUL, CAPABLE AND STRONG KUNOICHI- THE STRONGEST OF THE KONOHA 11 KUNOICHI- TO GET SAD OVER YOUR PAST MISTAKES. UUUUUGH...
14. ...Though to be fair, Sakura can't help the fact that Naruto and Sasuke are always in front of her in terms of development. One's an Uchiha with a sharingan who once had a power-bestowing curse seal and the other is a jinchuriki with a Hokage for a dad. She just didn't win the genetic super power lottery.
15. Contrived ass-pull no jutsu!
16. Sakura gathers chakra for three years, uses a totally awesome jutsu and wastes it on clones and not the real thing.
17. Shizune's first appearance in a squillion chapters is one where she does nothing.
18. Sakura, you're 16 (17, maybe) YEARS OLD. WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO USE THAT THING TO LOOK YOUNGER???
19. Sakura doesn't notice the Hindenburg sized clone floating above her, and needs the men of her team to save her arse because she was too concerned about her appearance. Typical, silly woman.
20. It's probably a bad thing that after the attempted murder and psychological manipulation that I still ship Sasuke and Sakura, but hey, at least he's making up for it, right?