#hater post

[knownqueerbaiter]

vote your biggest fanfiction ick

bad grammar, especially around quotation marks

author overuses “said”

author underuses “said”

epithets (“the blue-eyed man”)

too many things tagged/tag spamming

untagged things that should be tagged

unclear which character is speaking (which “he” is “he said”)

overuse of italics/bold/etc

overused fic metaphors (orbs for eyes, tongues battling for dominance)

other/i’m bald/etc (reply in tags)

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2025

[pocketkris]

we've actually made it illegal to ship things romantically. no yeah its just not even possible anymore. romance has been removed from the list of possible feelings and everyone's memories. im glad you understand

[marichild]

"jiang yanli's toxic positivity invalidating wei wuxian's feelings" what if I threw you out the window

[tanktopdiaz]

the kinsey 6 misogynist who left his fiancee sad and unsatisfied and cautious to engage in a relationship with others (that he later mocked for hooking up with a himbo rebound) definitely ate pussy like his life depended on it yeah for sure. *squinting at notes* the guy who had sex w his gf on the daily and engaged in kinky pseudo roleplay and needed to work out for hours to let out his pent up sexual frustration did not, though

[kittyit]

one thing about alcohol that a lot of people seem to believe is that is makes you more fun and easygoing and likeable. it actually does not make you more likeable inherently, what it does is suppress the anxiety and self consciousness that inhibits you normally because you don't have the cognitive power for it to be running at the same time as yaydrunk.exe

now I certainly know people who have a lot of fun while drunk and are a pleasure to be around and it shows a different side of their personality. however, i have also known and observed many people who say "I'm so much better drunk" who have imbibed and simply lost all awareness that their behavior is inappropriate, obnoxious, annoying, insulting, selfish, or even straight up frightening

and this also goes for weed. "I'm just more social stoned" people often do not understand that just because you feel better (because you are feeling less) does not mean you're acting better and you have taken a hammer to the your brain's ability to perceive social information

I know this is a nightmare post for people who use substances to socialize but idk I think it's something to know. And again there are people who it doesn't apply to! also it matters way less if everyone else you hang out with is also not sober. get some sober people in the mix and they will be seeing and observing you with their non addled minds. which is also a reason drinkers/stoners hate when you get sober and will try to get you inebriated with them again as fast as possible :)

[bark-barkley]

a picture guide

if you find yourself doing this

consider

[mythmagicetc]

the el paso FD captain is gonna say “i thought you said you didn’t have a wife” and eddie’s gonna say “i don’t. but i have a buck :)” and we’re gonna be like “omg he has a buck 😭” and They are gonna be like “wow that is So objectifying and possessive. i need to write a stern email”