#hatwell gotch

[misscryptidart]

imagine your least hot, most cis-het son being the one who supports your evil schemes couldn't be me

[fluffybluemonster]

gonna stick with me how the gotch family was basically a joke until fucking longspot destroyed ludmila's heart out of cruelty ignorance and greed, and then we got the emotional weight of all the PCs and the DM moving the sky to have goodness win despite that empty violence. there were a hundred rerolls and help actions and sacrifices and in a way it's like it's part of the point- even if the dice don't give you the outcome you were hoping for, sometimes why take it and move on when we're having to take it in the real world all the time, especially now. keep hoping, keep thinking up creative options, keep trying everything. and just this once, in this story, goodness won. it didn't get out unscathed, but it still won.

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

I fear Ally Beardsley made a genuine warlock deal with actual Dice Christ that said if they ask “If I get a nat 20 will this thing happen in a d20 finale?” it will always work. Then completely forgot about it and the power they hold and brought back Hatwell because they forgot their own magical strength.

[emiko-matsui]

Felt amazing to hear that Wealwell also hates Hatwell

[sootchild]

Cloudward, Ho!

Episode 20: Outward Past Beyond

Parody picture: The Brady Bunch

Thank you for joining me in this artistic adventure into whatever my mind could come up with.

D20 Masterpost || Episode 1 || Episode 19

[islandoforder]

“we have to honour all these rolls”

“we DON’T THOUGH”

after ally did a joke crit to make hatwell survive his canonical death just to fuck with murph is maybe theeeee best murph vs intrepid heroes interaction of all fucking time

[loosedukememes]

Like the idea of Wealwell losing his eccentricities and mannerisms (i.e. “straight bitch”) because realizing his family has been in Zood but hasn’t come to check on Maxwell. Hasn’t come to see if his little brother is still alive.

It’s the one thing that stays constant under his ever changing frivolity. Maxwell is his family, and those bitches in wing suits are pissing him off.

I support the Wealwell killing Hatwell agenda. Meeting adjourned.

[thistlerock]

Maxwell is surprisingly one of the characters who's gender I don't trans but I've seen it around and I respect you guys greatly. And like. Thinking about it. Actually very funny if he is trans and picked his name himself.

Because all the Gotch brother names are fucking stupid and like almost but not quite a name at best, right? And it's fucking hilarious how the only normal name came last, right?? As if they ran out of weird things and went okay fuck it normal name on the last one. In universe their names still do stand out as silly so I'm reading this as eccentric rich people behaviour. Obviously this is bc Murph made his character, called him Maxwell and then either he or Brennan or both of them ig decided ALL his brothers have the -well suffix and it sounds insane, but in universe it just seems crazy. BUT IF YOU MAKE HIM TRANS IT'S BECAUSE HE PICKED HIS OWN NAME. He was like well. I'm gonna have to have to -well suffix I'm still my father's son but I'm NOT gonna be named Cranewell it's time for a normal name. I will be Maxwell fuck you guys. Perhaps he even got (non transphobic) critique for being boring about it. Like come on you could've picked ANY prefix and you went with Max??🙄🙄 Hatwell said this he's just jealous because HIS name is Hatwell /j

The alternative is that he went father I'm a man and Longspot was like thank God, I fucked up with your bothers boy. I forgot about Maxwell until the very end. Samwell, Blanewell and Roywell were fine but then I ran out and resorted to Hatwell and Wealwell. I remembered Johnwell afterwards and thought I saved it and then remembered Maxwell exists. You HAVE to name yourself Maxwell please I fucking beefed it. Obviously this is a joke post you don't have to tell me this did not happen.