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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuck off.

Nathan, to Duke, repeatedly

My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'.

Duke, probably

Nathan: How many times a week do people tell you you suck?

Duke: Are you going to let him speak to me like this?

Audrey: It seems like a valid question.

False alarm. Still invincible.

Nathan, probably

Duke: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Nathan: No, I said, "Duke, don't lick the swing set" and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Nathan" and then you licked the swing set.

Nathan: Duke, help me find our guy. He's supposed to be older, kind of stocky, wears a red sash crossways.

Duke: Why does he do that?

Nathan: Maybe he won the Miss Haven pageant. Just help me look.

Audrey: Accidents don't just happen by accident.

Nathan:

Audrey: You know what I mean.

I don't mean to be an asshole. It's just...genetic.

Duke, probably

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