Totally Accurate Haven Dialogue @havenmisquotes - Tumblr Blog

I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuck off.

Nathan, to Duke, repeatedly

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #nathan wuornos #duke crocker #source: texts from last night

My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'.

Duke, probably

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #duke crocker #source: texts from last night

Nathan: How many times a week do people tell you you suck?

Duke: Are you going to let him speak to me like this?

Audrey: It seems like a valid question.

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #nathan wuornos #audrey parker #duke crocker #source: in plain sight

False alarm. Still invincible.

Nathan, probably

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #nathan wuornos #source: texts from last night

Nathan: Duke, help me find our guy. He's supposed to be older, kind of stocky, wears a red sash crossways.

Duke: Why does he do that?

Nathan: Maybe he won the Miss Haven pageant. Just help me look.

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #nathan wuornos #duke crocker #source: firefly

I've been hard at work pacing about in front of a row of conical flasks, beakers, and Y-tubes, furiously writing Greek letters and Arabic numbers and I think, later today, I will make an enormous breaktrough.

Charlotte, probably

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #charlotte cross #source: welcome to night vale

Audrey: So you would rather die than admit you like Duke?

Nathan:...Yes.

Audrey: Well, that's healthy.

#haven #havensyfy #audrey parker #nathan wuornos #duke crocker #source: tumblr

Audrey: Accidents don't just happen by accident.

Nathan:

Audrey: You know what I mean.

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #audrey parker #nathan wuornos #source: supernatural

I dislike smiling. It contorts the face.

Nathan, probably

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #nathan wuornos #source: the lizzie bennet diaries

Audrey: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Duke: More like WHO am I doing tonight.

Audrey:

Duke: No one. I'm free. What's up?

#haven #havensyfy #audrey parker #duke crocker #source: parks and rec

Dwight: Are you nuts?

Nathan: Jury's out.

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #dwight hendrickson #nathan wuornos #source: avengers

Duke: I hate how you're always right.

Audrey: It's my best and most annoying trait.

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #duke crocker #audrey parker #source: how i met your mother

Audrey: Nathan, do you have to look at everything in such a negative light?

Nathan: Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality?

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #audrey parker #nathan wuornos #source: daria

Duke: Okay, stay calm...stay calm...

Nathan: I am calm.

Duke: I was talking to myself.

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #duke crocker #nathan wuornos #source: star wars

Nathan: Bad mood? I'm sorry, have I not been bursting into song enough for you lately? Would you like me to click my heels and skip like a school child?

Audrey: Yes, to all of that.

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #nathan wuornos #audrey parker #source: brooklyn nine nine

Arla: I thought you were dead.

Nathan:...I was. I'm better now.

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #arla cogan #nathan wuornos #source: babylon 5

Clearly, you’ve confused me for someone who has their shit together. And honestly I have no idea how you did that.

Nathan, probably

#haven #havensyfy #havenmisquotes #nathan wuornos #source: texts from last night

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