#havocgrave

[robinwannabee]

Seth : you- you tried to kiss me?

Thanatos : I’m not gay! Look, let me put it to you this way,

Thanatos : I’m attracted to you the same way a man is to a woman

Seth : ….

Thanatos : but I’m not gay-

[iheartwltgo]

Kizin : you know there’s a rumour going around?

Thanatos : what that were gay for each other? (Seth + Thanatos)

Kizin : yeah

Seth from the other side of the room : oh my gods! Twizzler gummies!!

Thanatos : see I’m straight but like, if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Seth.

Kizin : how you feel about that Seth?

Seth :

Seth : it’s not helping with the rumours

Kizin : I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours

Seth : yeah I just hate that he didn’t give me enough tongue

Thanatos : WHAT-?

[caramelflame]

Thanatos: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Seth!

Seth: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

[caramelflame]

I like to think every time someone new gets imprisoned in the Diabolon Seth introduces them to everyone, purely for the purpose of telling them: Seth: and then there’s Thanatos, I’m sure you’ve heard of him, he’s my boyfriend

Thanatos, is in fact, not Seth’s boyfriend.

The same poor soul introduces themselves to Thanatos later and goes “it’s a pleasure to meet you, your majesty, I have already met your boyfriend” Thanatos just bluescreens then goes “what the- Seth. Not my boyfriend and not on the planet for much longer.” And just storms off to kill him.

[caramelflame]

I would just like to take a moment to appreciate the fact that Thanatos had killed all his love interests.

[caramelflame]

Meanwhile, in the Diabolon

Seth, throwing his head into Thanatos’ lap: T-thos, tell me I’m pretty.

Thanatos, pushing him off and pressing the heel of his boot against Seth’s throat: You’re pretty annoying, that’s what you are.

[caramelflame]

Meanwhile, in the Diabolon

Thanatos: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Seth : I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Thanatos: But you’re always acting stupid? Seth : ...

Seth : Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

[robinwannabee]

Havocgrave has consumed me so much to a point that I can’t listen to OMM without being like “oh that’s so gay”

Seth’s LAST WORDS to Thanatos are “babe, you’ve unleashed… hell… duh…” AND THEN FUCKING DIES

HIS LAST FUCKING WORDS EVER OF HIS LIFE ARE FUCKING CALLING THANATOS BABE