#kizin

[robinwannabee]

Kizin, hearing about Seth’s death : oh how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?

Kizin : to shreds you say?

Kizin : well how is his wife holding up?

Kizin : in shreds you say? Very well then-

Kizin, to his followers : good news everyone!

@caramelflame @neverknownwow

[iheartwltgo]

Kizin : you know there’s a rumour going around?

Thanatos : what that were gay for each other? (Seth + Thanatos)

Kizin : yeah

Seth from the other side of the room : oh my gods! Twizzler gummies!!

Thanatos : see I’m straight but like, if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Seth.

Kizin : how you feel about that Seth?

Seth :

Seth : it’s not helping with the rumours

Kizin : I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours

Seth : yeah I just hate that he didn’t give me enough tongue

Thanatos : WHAT-?

[ambreignssmemories]

Good luck with this new adventure, Emperor 🎧🎤😘

[iheartwltgo]

Kizin : so if Seth is Egyptian and english? Does he think in Arabic or English?

Thanatos : bold of you to assume he even thinks at all

Seth : what?

Thanatos : nothing. All good things.

[caramelflame]

Meanwhile, in the Diabolon

Kizin: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Thanatos: I only like dark humor.

Kizin, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Thanatos:

Kizin: An IMPASTA!

[caramelflame]

Meanwhile in the Diabolon

*Whilst trying to escape the Diabolon*

Morgan: Shh, here comes a guard!

Seth: Quick, Thanatos, start talking about boring goth stuff!

Thanatos: You know, being the daemon of death means I have an inescapable association with it, I don’t wear like an aesthetic and therefore am not ‘goth’ and even so, goth culture and fascination with death is mainstream now, so when you use the word “goth” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.

Seth: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

[caramelflame]

Ok, hear me out, so we knows Kizin reeks, I doubt any of the other inmates would tolerate being stuck with that, so I’m just imagining them forcing him to take a bath like a dog.

[caramelflame]

Meanwhile, in the Diabolon

Seth, sarcastically: Oh, have I told you how attractive you are, Thanatos? Thanatos, not even bothering to look up: No.

Kizin: You told me he was hot.

Seth, trying to signal for Kizin to shut up: No, I didn’t! Kizin, completely oblivious: Yeah, I remember because you told me not to say anything in front of him.