#maz evans

[robinwannabee]

Seth : you- you tried to kiss me?

Thanatos : I’m not gay! Look, let me put it to you this way,

Thanatos : I’m attracted to you the same way a man is to a woman

Seth : ….

Thanatos : but I’m not gay-

[iheartwltgo]

Kizin : you know there’s a rumour going around?

Thanatos : what that were gay for each other? (Seth + Thanatos)

Kizin : yeah

Seth from the other side of the room : oh my gods! Twizzler gummies!!

Thanatos : see I’m straight but like, if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Seth.

Kizin : how you feel about that Seth?

Seth :

Seth : it’s not helping with the rumours

Kizin : I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours

Seth : yeah I just hate that he didn’t give me enough tongue

Thanatos : WHAT-?

[bookcoversonly]

Title: Against All Gods | Author: Maz Evans | Publisher: Chicken House (2019)

[silvertons]

Stay.

[mugglenet]

Author Takeover: No Magical Fixes by Maz Evans - http://blog.mugglenet.com/2017/02/author-takeover-when-you-cant-wave-a-wand-by-maz-evans/

[robinwannabee]

Headcount for all the Maz Evans books I have :

WLTGO x2

Stq

Bto x2

Aag x2

Omg

Omm

Owak x2

Vi spy 1

Vi spy 2

Vi spy 3

Scarlette Fife - exploding life

Scarlette Fife - stormy life

Omdb

I have quite a few

[robinwannabee]

Elliot : Wow. A surprisingly peaceful domestic moment!

Elliot : when will it be ruined?

Vesper : DAAAAAAAAD!!

Elliot : there it is

[robinwannabee]

Thanatos, throwing the closest object : the ungrateful WH0RE

Hypnos, side stepping it : um, which wh0re are we talking about this time?

Thanatos : fucking Elliot Hooper. WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT???

Hypnos : *points at himself*