Bold of you to assume that the Hero Commission would let Hawks be a hoe
I love playboy/flirty/sex god Keigo as much as the next simp, but realistically that man has virgin written all over him

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Bold of you to assume that the Hero Commission would let Hawks be a hoe
I love playboy/flirty/sex god Keigo as much as the next simp, but realistically that man has virgin written all over him
okay, I found this..
Chaotic hours with the Bnha boys.
More like chaotic hours with Dabi, Hawks, Aizawa and Gang Orca.
I imagine my first date with the winged hero and erasure hero to be interesting. I know Aizawa likes his peace and quiet, so the best place to go is a cafe; only downside is Hawks attracting his fans. So having a nice and quiet date is a no, but through the strife, I get to drink a nice matcha flavored bubble tea. Keigo seems like he would enjoy melon boba with extra tapioca pearls, and Aizawa would get a large coffee; no cream no sugar, just straight up black coffee. I warned Keigo about sucking his tea too fast and he starts chocking on the balls.
"Now Keigo, nobody likes a spitter." Shouta teases.
I feel like Dabi would encourage me to act on my impulses. Like that go ape shit meme. Anywho, Mr. Creamatorium would totally try to convince you that buying 100 chicken nuggets with 1 gallon of BBQ is ✨self care ✨
If Dabi could he would totally introduce you to the LOV's. He would also get mad when Shigaraki says something rude. But when you comment about how just being in the same room as him is drying out your skin, Dabi and everybody else are on the floor laughing.
Kugo is such a sweetheart. His big hands fit so comfortably with your small ones. He's always busy so you don't get to see each other much, but when you let it slip that there's a movie on Netflix that you want to watch, all night uninterrupted. He's expecting some Netflix and chill; my boy is watching the entire Da vinchi code trilogy with you. By the time the others get home they walk in on you and Gang Orca having a heated debate about which movie is better.
"How can you not like the second one?!"
"It was missing Silas. He carried the first one."
" And what's wrong with the second?!"
"Too much religion."
Keigo likes it when you make him laugh. This bird man loves your jokes, all of them. Your best joke was about accidentally joining a cult, took him out. But you start going over the indoctrination process, communal life, and dress code.
"Babe you're joking, right?"
"I had tea with the leaders wife, because he wanted to make me wife number 2."
Keigo:😱
Dabi and Hawks comforting their s/o after a day of physical work
Here’s some horribly self-indulgent headcanons because I, a deskworker, had to help move our warehouse and now my whole body hurts.
Dabi
The moment you came home, Dabi noticed you were in pain. You were walking in small steps, slightly bent forward. There were a lot of sweat stains on your shirt, and you were still red in the face. Your hair was a mess and he noticed a few band aids on your fingers too. He knew you would be working physical labour today, something you weren’t used to, but he didn’t expect you to come back like this.
You mention you need to lie down, and Dabi walks with you to the bedroom. You fall down on the bed and he sits down at the edge of the bed, next to you.
“Rough day at work, babe?”
You tell him about the work. The colleagues were fun, but you forced yourself too hard to keep up with the pace, and now your lower back hurts like hell, your hands are red and covered in tiny wounds, and your feet burn from the heavy safety shoes. You’re also super tired, and you need a nap.
The moment Dabi hears about your back, he gently lifts the back of your shirt and puts his hand on the exposed skin. The moment you feel his warm hand on your back you let out a groan. The feeling of his warm hand does wonders to your muscles. Grinning at your reaction. Dabi starts gently rubbing your lower back. He didn’t know how massages worked, but warmth helped with sore muscles, right?
Helping with the pain or not, the sensation is very nice and you quickly fall asleep.
Dabi keeps his hand on your back until he is completely sure you are asleep. He then tucks you into bed properly, and gives you a small kiss on your forehead before continuing whatever he was doing before you came home.
Hawks
Hawks was a little surprised when you came home. You’d help your company move to the new site over the weekend, though you were not used to physical work at all. When he heard you offered to help, Hawks had warned you that you might be in over your head. You said you’d be fine.
Pushing back the urge to start with ‘I told you so’, Hawks asked how you were instead. You told him about everything that hurt, with the most prominent pain being in your back and arms.
Hawks nods and opens up his arms for you, still seated on the couch. You sit down on his lap and lean into him, putting your head on his shoulder. His arms wrap around you and so do his wings. It’s soft and warm, and it’s exactly what you need after a day like this. His hands start gently rubbing your back, and a few feathers disconnect from his wings and start running over your arms. The sensation gives you shivers, but the softness is perfect.
“This should help a little. How’d it go today apart from the pain, baby?”
Keeping your head on his shoulder, you start telling about how the day went, and what you did. You somewhat begrudgingly also tell him that he was right about physical labour not being for you, which makes him laugh.
Once you’ve told him everything, the two of you stay in that position in comfortable silence. Hawks continues watching tv while continuing his ministrations, soothing your pain. He doesn’t realise you’ve fallen asleep on his lap until he heard a soft snore coming from you.
He quietly chuckles and carefully shifts himself to lay down on the couch with you on top of him, figuring that would be better for you. His arms stay around you the whole thing, and will still be around you when you wake up.
okay, this is more like