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[that--unusual-person]

Your art is really cool, so I drew you! :D

[kmp78]

Animalistic desires

Welcome to Korkeasaari Zoo, folks!

What you see below on your left is a wooden replica of a Giant ground sloth, which sadly has been extinct for over 8000 years.

But back when he roamed the land, you would NOT want to meet this guy! He was over 6 meters tall, and weighed up to 7 TONS! Yawza!

Before we begin our tour, allow me to throw in a little selfie I took with this gorgeous seal! 

Much like Berlin has different kinds of bear statues all over the city, we now have seals in different colors and styles! Cool, huh?!

Anyway, let´s begin! 

And since we already mentioned bears...

This individual was at first all nice and accommodating and agreed to pose for pics - until suddenly she got all in her feels and sulked off to stare at wall.

Bitch. 😒

In the aquarium, we saw turtles and wild underwater creatures (some of who look like they are silently screaming for help)...

... and on the outside some very bored camels.

In the enclosure next to the comatose camels...

KANGAAAAAAAAASSSSS! 

The pouchier, the better, baby! 😉

Raccoons were a lively bunch, eagerly playing with balls...

.. while these parakeets were trippin´ balls or something ´cos damn they were wired UP! 🐦

This monkey wasn´t much more in tune with the real world either, but rather just showed off his tasty hay by shoving it against the glass. 🐒

This massive thing I believe is a European bison and weighs around 800 kg which would be roughly 17-18 VKs...

... meanwhile this little guy aka a minipanda named Eriel apparently only eats bamboo which is very low on energy content so she actually sleeps at least 12 hours each day. 

I love her. I wish to be her.

Just a few weeks ago there was a happy event in the vicuña family as they were blessed with a little bundle of joy - seen below on the left. 

On the right you can see an African spurred tortoise, the third-largest species of tortoise in the world.

The red angry face staring at you from behind the fence was... I forgot what it was but it was loud. 🙉

Now, before we move on to Kissalaakso aka Valley of the Cats, I think it´s important to take a quick peek into history.

As we know, sometimes the conditions in zoos are not up to par even today - but oh man, were they horrendo in the past!

Korkeasaari was founded 125 years ago, and some of the old cages are still around - and they are grim. This here is a cage in which bears used to live in.

I mean... Jfc. 😢

I shudder to think of those poor bears of yesteryears, being stuffed into these tiny and depressing cages with no room to move, no stimulations of any kind, robbed of all joy basically.

Sad is what this is. But thankfully these days the conditions here are MUCH better! 👍

Anyway, about the kitties...

Damn these chickas were probably up all night with their local Man Boi Letos and this is the result... Lethargic as ferk. 😴

This one had just enough energy to lift its head.

My fave was the majestic Siberian tiger. Damn that is one glorious creature! 😍

Even while licking its privates in plain sight... 

Pervert.

And speaking of perverts: this little hussy was parading its front AND back at us with no shame whatsoever! 👀

Meanwhile his horny colleague was trying his hardest to impress a girl by huffing and puffing and getting all plump and shit...

... but she wasn´t having any of that and sent him packing, defeated. 🙁

I later spotted him again, with his neck in a million twists, no doubt plotting revenge.

I felt very judged by this owl. 🙈

So much so that I absolutely had no choice but to...

Quite possible the best ice cream I have ever had, must say! 😋

[therealmiamuze]

I simply think 'Our Lady's has the best title ever.. Almost as good as Lwaxana Trio's. Anyone with me? #happyeastermonday #hazaa (at Cripple Creek, Colorado)

[sanandcuatro-blog]

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[tangledtomlinson]

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[ryanhenderlin]

Ryan Henderlin log #1. day 6 of the Hunt... the nights are darker, the day suck the life out of you.. just as the pokemon go app sucks the life out of my battery. when will i see my home, its been hours since I ate anything.. the troops are getting agitated as we search and search for the evolved pokemon of the one known as 'Tentacool'... rations are running thin, i think i ate the last chicken roll.. it wont take long for the group to succumb to our violent natures. can't help it now. that azz disappeared... but I managed to capture new pokemon to add to my collection, a Growlithe, Tangela, Mankey and got a Scyther from a 10k egg :D the troop is pissed, one actually pissed on the corner of the road, thought we saw a weedle but yea... our bad.. day ended semi-successful. still level 13... still on the hunt....... #pokemongo #lka #lk #hazaa

[prctego]

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[mynameiskaylee14]

When you have a good idea for a post on tumblr and you finally get to posting and you forget it