#hazel brainrot

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I don't know if I've written this, but I'm getting a strong desire to write some drunken confessions ---

Diluc helping you home because someone gave you more than you can handle (one drink, just one) and as he catches you tripping on your own two feet you laugh and tell him, "the love of my life would catch me when I'm falling. Falling for him, hehe," and he just plays it off but his cheeks are so red and his heart is beating so fast every time you lean on him for support

Kaeya teasing you the whole way home but it gets so much that you just shove him, "you're lucky I love you," and he freezes while you stumble forward, muttering out all the ways you think he's cute

Childe practically has to carry you back to your home and you're loving it - maybe more than a friend should - and when he sets you down on the ground you kiss his cheek before tripping inside your house. He forgets to catch you because he's too focused on how fast his heart is beating and how wide his smile is

Scara is so annoyed the whole time because he has to pull you back from almost falling down the steps or off the edge of the road. He yanks you back from a group of people - people who are looking at you in ways he doesn't like - so when you run into his chest you laugh and comment on how nice he's being, "hehe, it's almost like you like me," but he shoves you away, embarrassed and growing more so as you sing to yourself how lovely that would be if he did

... who else ... Mmm 🤔

Ayato, Albedo, Kazuha, Itto, Thoma continuation

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Suggestions for drunken confessions (if they inspire you): blushy thoma, shy kazuha, smug itto, soft albedo, cheeky ayato 😏

Hahah yesyesyessssss

Thoma doesn't know where to put his hands so he just lets them live in front of you, palms open, fingers spread but eyes trained on you. He made you drink a lot of water but it didn't help much, "Th-ma ... You cute, like ... No wait ... Handsome. Like really hamsome." He's laughing but his cheeks burn, "I like hamsom ... Thma .." he pushes you along faster so you don't pass out ... And neither does he

Kazuha, oh man, you know he's already had a few with you. Instead of the confident stride, he's walking a little more loose and finds himself staring a little too much at the person wobbling ahead of him. You stop, look to the sky and breathe it in but he bumps into you and doesn't know what to do while you fix his hair and let sweet confessions tumble from your mouth

Itto's hand barely leaves your shoulder, your arm, the top of your head as he directs you back toward your house. He's impressed by the amount you put away (small or large, it sends him reeling). When you see something on the notice board and explain to him how much you like this person, he bursts into pride-filled laughter and decides to leave this particular wanted poster up for now

Albedo is used to drunkenness. He's seen Kaeya stumble into the knights headquarters often enough, but to see you out of sorts like this has gotten him a little worried. His mind is already calculating what to brew for you, what solution will being you back to your senses, but when you lean across the countertop and brush his hair from his face, your cheek smooshed against your arm, he feels himself at a loss and his heart a flutter when you hum, "you're so pretty" in soft laughter

You've learned your lesson. Out drinking Ayato is not an option. It's hard to see and concentrate but Ayato doesn't seem to mind your wandering thoughts, drifting eyes over his loose clothes, or seem to care that you've been inching toward him throughout the night. He especially didn't mind the secret you whispered in his ear as he helped you back to your room, "I have feelings for you," Ayato glances at your lips and asks if you'll be brave enough to tell him again in the morning

(continuation of this brainrot lol)