has xisuma ever just said "it is pride momth, baristas. you know what that means." to any of you? how did you respond?
[Interviewer's note: The following texts have been taken from The Hermit Coffee Co. group chat from June 2023]
The Hermit Coffee Co. 3 June 2023 8:58am
Xisuma: It's pride month baristas, you all know what that means. Tango: what Tango: what does it mean Tango: x what does it mean? Tango: do you want us to serve gay coffee or? CleoZo: Tango, why dont you go ahead and tell me what a gay coffee looks like to you? CleoZo: just describe it for me if youd be so kind CubFan: it means we must exchange tender eye contact with all customers and perhaps CubFan: just perhaps CubFan: fall in love with a stranger for just a moment CubFan: the love will be transient but will never the less remain with us into our twilight years CubFan: to be reflected on fondly in moments of strife and loneliness CubFan: and to be remembered when we feel the aching sorrow of lost love and the shortness of life CubFan: because for one moment we felt the explosive love that can only be truly felt when the object of our affections is unknown to us CubFan: Schrodinger's love some might say. Me? CubFan: i call it being human Tango: whoa Tango: that was kinda deep cub Tango: i was just gonna say like Tango: whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles CubFan: that works too Tango: you good though? CubFan: yeah man Tango: alrighty then
Xisuma: Yeah, I'm not quite sure what i was thinking when i said that.
Xisuma: I think I'd had about 3 hours sleep the night before and my fifth coffee had got me a bit hysterical.
Xisuma: I did shed a little tear at Cub's response though. No idea where that came from.
Xisuma: Seriously, where did he pull that from?
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Cub: Oh, I'm a barista by occupation, but an internet shit poster by passion.