#he dooooooo

[anamiableavocado]

Forgive me father for I have sinned

[yaoi-hate-machine]

i made “vampire” a kinktober prompt with mainly lawlight in mind, but now i’m like Oh fuck do i need to write vampire beyond

[tomandjerrysdivorcelawyer]

Oh he’s got a little bit of a dumpy

I hope he doesn’t shit his pants it would be very unfortunate to do it it in his white pants

[lord-explosion-baku]

😤👌that bird booty

Do he got the booty?

[onlyfangz]

a little darkiplier bc honestly he’s the hotter one :) // @therealantijacksepticeye be a dear and pass this on, would ya?

[just-french-me-up]

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I CAN’T EVEN TALK ENOUGH TO TELL MY SPOUSE WHY I’M LAUGHING

SUCCESS!

[thereluctantinquisitor]

And now, to answer the age-old question...

... do he got the booty?

[cherrylifesaver]

On the episode where Alpha got taken out by the EMP, I DO headcanon that the EMP fucked Simmons’ parts up like they should have. Like, it didn’t give enough time to see if Simmons was fucked up or not but yeah, I have a feeling he needed some instant repairing once it passed.

i just need more instances of Cyborg Simmons in my life tbh? Something besides mere mentions. Show us the robot arm.