#he doooooooo

[devouring-danmei]

Did you know wielding a sword takes quite a bit of glute strength? And Mu Qing wields a 9 ft one (technically saber). He canonically would have a dumpy.

Thank goodness for the donghua team paying attention to this detail

[mieczlw-a]

does stiles know he has a bangin booty

you  mean  this  one   ?? 

[wamaiiwoods]

does your olde Dipper got any chest hair? its important

damn right this is important!

[running2reanimation]

So hey, do ya think King got that juicy booty or nah?

"So, Purple, do I got the booty?"

"No comment."

[vbbrickboy]

Y is no one talking about yuuri's plump ass tho

[thenurseholliday]

That moment where you’ve been home from Vegas for two days and you still might be drunk.

[thisisnothowidie]

Preference: dat ass

Matt: The first time you touched his butt you hadn’t even known him yet. You were at the bar with your friend slightly drunk and they dared you to do it. After 5 minutes of akwardly standing near him you did. Of course you didn’t get away with it though.

Foggy: you were at his house, talking j the kitchen as he poured you a drink, you came up behind him grabbing his ass with a smirk kissing his neck. He only blushed.

Wesely: you gave him a love tap at one of Fisk’s fancy dinners after he took to talking to fancy snobs more than you. You had made a rather suggestive comment when yiu did it, downing you glass of wine and walking away. He was mortified as he looked between you and the men in front of him.

Anatoly: It was in a grocery store where you two had been kissing in one of the isles. An middle age woman had scoffed at you, making a comment about how disgusting you two were so you grabed his ass and told you to fuck off.

Vladimir: He was talking to his men, when you strolled in walking back him, slapping his ass as you made your way to his office. “Hurry up big boy I’m not gonna wait all day!”

[offmyrocker95]

Uh oh.

So one of my coworkers (Wesley) is wearing these sweats today. They are grey and the kind that have the cuffs at the ankles. And oh holy shit, he walked by and I felt like a 1950's house wife clutching her pearls. Because DAT ASS. Like oh dear lord. I could talk about this boy's ass for ages. 😩 He has beautiful blonde hair and is kinda quiet and I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm totally weird. But god he's cute. 😏 I'd jump his bones in a second.