#he eats everything

[wh0-said-that]

Phantom eats everything.

Really everything.

From spoiled food to soap to the sealing ring from Swiss's new drinking bottle.

He has also tried to bite the small fins that Rain has along his spine because he wanted to know if Rain tasted like fish. Aether was able to stop him at the last moment, but Phantom still tries every time he sees Rain shirtless.

[lu-daycare-au]

Lu Daycare AU: Wild

someone tell him batteries aren’t edible?

Wild - He sometimes has his moments where he blanks out or shuts down, not really a meltdown, but nobody can really pinpoint what it really is. He has a friend group he meets up with during recess and lunch at his school and they’ve dubbed themselves ‘the champions’ of the school. (Urbosa and Daruk are in 3rd grade.) He doesn’t really understand why, but one of his classmates doesn’t like him much, though she has worked with him before… Wild is a bit of a handful for his parents, though he doesn’t see them often. Performs somewhat poorly in school, but doesn’t get in trouble at all. He’s actually non-verbal in class, and uses HSL. (Hylian Sign Language.) Takes piano lessons on saturdays. Sometimes, the daycare chain will go to his recitals. He uses the Sheikah Slate to communicate, and it helps him not get lost. Has burn scars on the side of his face from a house fire.

[xleomustdiex]

kittyyy

MY CAT IS BEING SO ANNOYING :/ OKAY SO HE IS A KITTEN AND LITERALLY TRYING TO CHEW EVERYTHING HE SEES LMAO ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY HES LIKE A DOG... ANYWAY BRO WALKED HIS SILLY LITTLE ASS UP TO WHERE I WAS SITTING ON MY BED AND STARTED MUNCHING ON MY LAPTOP ;_; THEN I YELLED AT HIM AND HE WENT ONTO MY DESK AND TRIED EATING BLU TACK >.< THEN I PICKED HIM UP AND MOVED HIM TO THE LIVING ROOM AND THEN BRO RAN BACK IN AND TRIED EATING MY LAPTOP AGAIN :0 AND MY DOG CHASED HIM THEN I TOLD BOTH OF THEM TO FUCK OFF THEN MY MUM GOT ANNOYED W/ ME AND TOOK MY KITTEN TO HER ROOM SO HE WONT BE A MENACE :3

[lvmimis]

my favorite eater #myeater

[nightferns]

I bet revivebur likes to munch on plants, it’s not sad, I just wanted to share

No you're absolutely right

[lollytea]

“Does ty eat [specific type of food]?”

Yes. If it is edible he eats it.

[sentryworm]

Principal: do u have any shaving cream Baldi: no i don't like the way it taste Principal: wait, u eat shaving- Baldi: no why would i eat it if i don't like the taste

FJFJGF LMAO

god i love dumbass baldi

[hopetofantasy]

Remember thinking his dad would be an *sshole, but instead asked his son if his boyfriend was vegetarian?