Mar 31, 2025
sometimes satoru likes to play dead just to mess with you and give you a heart attack in the morning and you’ve fell for it so many times before that now you don’t even bat an eye as he’s sprawled out, tongue hanging from his mouth, hand over his heart as if he passed from a stroke
#— the gojo estate#THIS MENACE#it’s the way he can stay in that position for HOURS and then you genuinely start to worry like OMG did you actually die#you cry about it so much first as he’s trying to stay still and not comfort you#and then he’ll be like ‘hehehehehhhh gotcha >:D’#it’s seriously like the boy who cried wolf situation#and then you ignore him the rest of the day bc you’re absolutely pissed bc it’s not something to joke about#and he’s pouty bc of it but you are genuinely so scared when he does that#like he eats so much sugar you wouldn’t be surprised if one day it DID happen#and when you tell him that he accuses you of calling him fat 💔#you seriously can’t win with this man#he is impossible
