#he needs to learn

[caramelc0rgi]

CLOCK THAT HOE!!!!!!

[askawishfulboy]

Things got a little fuzzy after that...

@iamyourdoubt

[candycoatedemoboy]

don’t just redact the saw when it comes to hoffman. redact the toilet lid. redact the whole toilet in fact. redact the pipes. redact the whole fuckin bathroom and trap hoffman in an eternal void to make him relive his sins over and over again. why redact the saw when you can just do that

[serpents-fr]

only my snake will continuously fail to strike his non-moving f/t mouse and eat dirt every time

[intergalactic-nebula]

Till Kingdom Come

Chapter Twelve

Here Rey sat on a leather white couch with a teacup plate and teacup in her hands as a blonde woman sitting across from her just stared at her with her hands covering her mouth. It had been thirty minutes since he had brought her here, and twenty-five minutes since they had all sat in the living room, and Satine hadn't moved an inch or spoken a word.

Rey slowly raised the teacup, which the tea must be unbearably cold by now, to her mouth, which in turn made Satine let out a shaky breath and Rey instantly froze as her eyes locked on her.

"I'm sorry," Satine finally spoke as she removed her hands from her mouth and Kylo let out a sigh of relief from words finally escaping her lips. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you just smell so much like him," Satine breathed shakily and Rey looked away nervously. Ah, so Satine was 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 involved with Obi-Wan Kenobi. Splendid, he had taken her to yet another person who will only see her and see him, see Obi-Wan in her place.

"I'm not a Kenobi--"

"My God, don't even say that!" Satine gasped loudly in offense and Rey pressed her lips together tightly before setting the teacup plate and teacup on the coffee table in front of her.

"I'm--"

"Don't say that! You're all that's left of him!" Tears--were those red? Were those tears 𝘳𝘦𝘥?--pricked Satine's practically neon blue eyes and Rey swallowed quietly. Obviously Obi-Wan had been incredibly important to her, if she was acting this way, and Rey didn't want to upset her out of fear of being hurt. "You smell just like him, you--God, it's like--" Satine quickly looked away while she was trying to hold it together, Rey eyeing Kylo with an even more nervous expression than before. He shook his head and gently squeezed her hand, which Satine instantly noticed. "...If you care about her, you'd leave her here permanently. I don't want Vader near her." Satine spoke lowly as a couple stray tears slid down her porcelain cheeks, Kylo narrowing his eyes at her in response.

"She can only stay for a couple days, he wants her back as soon as--"

"HE WAS THE ONE WHO GOT OBI-WAN KI--KI--ki--" Satine barely choked out the word before shaking her head and holding her hand out before composing herself. "He was the one who got Obi-Wan ki--" No, she still couldn't say it. Rey 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 now knew that Obi-Wan had meant a great significant amount to her. "Killed. He got my Obi-Wan killed." She had to force out and Kylo growled lowly.

"Are you saying it's your Emperor's fault that 𝘩𝘪𝘴 second significant other was killed because of him?"

"No," Satine quickly shook her head while sniffling. "He couldn't love him in the end, he couldn't love him or her, Ben, they 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 him. He was already almost Vader before he escaped, Anakin was 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦, and Padmé only blindly followed him at that point. He couldn't love them in the end, I was all he had--"

"And the Emperor was kind enough to let you live after discovering that you were Obi-Wan's side interest--"

"I WAS HIS ONLY INTEREST!" Satine screamed with fully extended fangs and Rey jumped. Pale beasts were 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 when they were in their true form. Her jaw had elongated and her tongue was longer than usual, her pupils two fine slits and her irises glowing a painfully bright neon blue, and her fangs practically reached her lower canines. Rey felt like she was going to faint.

"I WILL TAKE HER BACK INSTANTLY!" Kylo stood as he shouted and she was too scared to look over at him to see what his face looked like.

"...That is not necessary," Satine muttered after a moment before her face faded back to normal as she got up and walked over to the kitchen, Rey swallowing thickly and looking down at the rug covered floor. "I...apologize for shouting and acting the way I did." Satine forced out an apology as she opened the fridge and Rey slowly looked over at him. His eyes were still glowing, and his fangs were still extended, but it wasn't his true form.

...Also, 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 Vader at this point, she decided. Obi-Wan had obviously meant so much to Satine, probably more than he ever felt, and he 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 to let her live because Obi-Wan had chosen her instead of him? She hated his mentality. She hated how much a twisted dictator he was. "You have every right to be upset," Rey spoke softly and Satine looked over her shoulder at her. "You...obviously loved him, it's written all over you. You can't even say that he was killed." Rey spoke even softer and Kylo ripped his eyes away from the blonde woman to glance over at her. "I lost my parents when I was really small, and it hurts to say they're gone too. It hurts. It hurts, and you have every right to be upset about someone who was wrongfully taken from you."

"...You have so much of him in you," Satine whispered before appearing in front of Rey and gently cradling the brunette's head in her white leather gloved hands. "So, so much." Satine smiled with bloody tears in her eyes--yeah, Rey would never get used to that--and Rey slowly smiled awkwardly.

"T-that's good?"

"Oh, my darling, it's more than good. It's so much more than good." Satin laughed breathlessly before pressing their foreheads together and Rey gently bit her lower lip. This woman was devastated inside, completely wrecked to a point of no return by grief, and she could tell that her just being here was the happiest moment she's had in years. Rey gently put her hands on top of Satine's and Satine laughed again. If she could give someone else this much happiness, this woman who'd been torn apart, it gave her a purpose in that moment. She knew what this was like, to be ripped away from someone you love, and she closed her eyes.

"Then I'm a Kenobi."

[incorrect-zexal-quotes]

Tori: You have 5 apples and your friend ask for 3 apples, how many apples you have left?

Vector: 5

Tori: (sigh) You have 5 apples and your friend ask “BY FORCE” for 3 apples, how many apples you have left?

Vector: 5 apples and 1 corpse

[owarinoarms]

@ Yuu

[wandering-gentry-blog]

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