#he'll hate it

[thekerryeurodyne]

What's your daily skincare routine? Like… face masks, body creams, shampoos and hair conditioners? And nail polish? Oh, and all sorts of cosmetics like glitter and eyeliner. And just Johnny who has a bar of soap for his whole body.

Okay so this might get a bit long, so sorry, but you also asked-

So first off, I don't shower every day because it fucks up all your natural oils and shit, not good for you. And also I can't be bothered to do all that. But when I do shower, I shave, I got some good quality hair shit. I do the shampoo, then let a hair mask sit in my hair while I take care of everything else. Then I rinse it out. I only do the hair mask like...once a week tho, otherwise I just do regular conditioner.

Once I'm out of the shower, I wash my face, put on a face mask, and while it sits, put lotion on everything, then rinse.

If I'm going out or performing, might toss on a little eyeshadow and liner, paint my nails black. Tease out my hair a bit. Throw on some nice cologne.

That's pretty much it. I'm not as consistent with it as I'd like to be because sometimes my mood just doesn't let me, but it's what I try to do often enough. Gotta stay lookin' good.

[asktheheirofslytherin]

My Lord, your Great Darkness Above, i greatly apologise if you have been asked this previously, I’m new to your cause, but I was wondering your opinions on those who are in the gay and/or trans community? 

I will now only be answering to "Great Darkness Above," thank you for this.

I am generally indifferent to the LGBTQAI+ community. Ah, no - perhaps indifferent is not the correct word. I am - unbothered? Hm. No, not this, either.

It is like gender, I suppose. I see men, women, and others. I acknowledge them and their differences, but have no real strong opinions on the matter. I do not assign tasks based on this defining characteristic, I do not find one more useful than the other. But I do recognize the importance of the marker.

There are many members of my ranks who are members of this community. Rookwood and his husband, Madame Avery, who was incorrectly labeled as male at birth, and others. I have attended same sex weddings among my ranks (I hate sentimental gatherings, but keep finding myself obligated to attend them; please do not invite me to yours), and I myself have discovered the terms asexual and aromantic to be...oddly familiar.

So there is your answer, I suppose. I do hope it was sufficient.

[drunken-drengr]

Thanks for the tag @little-lightning-lavellan (even if it failed lol). I don't got much going on as of now, working on commission + outfit meme stuff. But, also, I wanted to get that LoZ Halloween idea I had on before Halloween!

Think I might redo, Melly's pose is a bit too stiff...

I'll tag @dungeons-and-dragon-age and @spitfiremabari for this if you guys want!

[christopherflint]

“I told you I meant I said when I came over.” Christopher grinned, having spent most of the evening flirting with the woman he’d run into at the Hog’s Head. He hadn’t seen her there before, and after a few drinks on both their ends (granted, he’d had more than a few before he’d even come over), he’d wound up with her half sitting on his lap, his hands on her waist. Christopher’d been leaning over, whispering something certainly not meant for polite company in her ear when he’d felt a tap on his shoulder. Looking quite annoyed, he turned to look at the intruder. “What?”

[mcrdices]

so i havEN’T TALKED ABOUT EVENT OUTFITS YET but that’s mostly because i probably won’t be finding pics because i’m lazy and my dudes are gonna be dressed pretty basic anyway

quill is part of the ~host family~ so you best believe he’s gonna be in a classy af tux, hair looking great, expensive cologne, watch costing more than your whole house, etc

vander’s gonna look nice and formal but also a little casual, maybe with some red accents or smth bc that’s his favorite color

ben...is gonna take a shower and not look dirty for once lmao. hE DOESN’T HAVE A SUIT YOU GUYS AND HE LITERALLY ONLY HAS ONE PAIR OF SHOES AND EXACTLY $12 IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT

[happybird16]

This is the costume i'm getting for Levi this year btw

[dumbgayaviator]

Oh now heres a fucking weapon

[shslpunkartist]

I misread "kick his face" as "lick his face" and I'm just like "ok lemme go get your gremlin son and ask him to do that lol" and "why lick tho? are you trying to say something here Punk" asdjkasdjk

I mean

Ye lick him too