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okay so we all know butters with a huge scar and being blind in one eye. but can I bring to the table glass eye butters.

#south park #butters leopold stotch #butters scotch #DID I JUST SEE A TAG OF BUTTERS X READER??#HE'S 9 #fuck no #whoever wrote that needs to reevaluate their life

TFW you’re super saiyan but don’t even give a shit

#betaruga-ha #hey arnold #dbz #also this is arnold 90% of the time anyway #just getting burnt out helping everybody all the time #he's 9 #just let him be a kid

Youngest child comes into the room to tell me something, is wearing two pairs of underwear at once -

ME: You know you got two pairs of panties on?

LITTLE: They’re not panties, don’t call them that!

ME: Oh sorry. Buzz Lightyear on top and *pops waistband* Transformers underneath

LITTLE (hopping around screaming): They’re underwear!!

ME: Okay why are you wearing two pairs of underwear? And the top ones are backwards by the way.

LITTLE: The ones that were on top in the drawer last night

ME:

ME: Yes?

LITTLE: They were too big.

ME: Okay, so - ?

LITTLE: This keeps them from falling off.

ME: Why didn’t you just take off the ones that were too big and put on the ones that fit by themselves?

LITTLE: That’s not how it works, mom.

ME: It’s not?

LITTLE: You have to have these ones to make these ones stay on.

ME: But if you just take off the ones that don’t fit and put on the ones that do, you won’t be walking stupid from having two pairs of panties bunged up in your crack like you are right now. Plus that one’s backwards.

LITTLE: THEY’RE NOT PANTIES AND THESE ONES WILL FALL DOWN WITHOUT THESE ONES!!

ME: But -

LITTLE (walking out with his hand up to silence me): I don’t want to have this conversation with you right now.

#he's 9 #I wonder every day if I was super bad or super good in a past life #it swings back and forth so violently from minute to minute #who even knows anymore

I went to a drag show with my Mom last night (her very first), and had a really great time. Fantastic show, and I also really enjoyed seeing Mom's reactions and how much she was loving it, especially the moment one of the queens first stepped out onto the stage and she gasped audibly and exclaimed quite loudly, "She's GORGEOUS!!!"

And also, as we were leaving, she said, "I think (Tomato One) would really have loved this." And yeah, I think he really would've. Maybe next time...

#not sims #personal #mama tomato #mama tomato's mama #tomato one #he's 9 #but the venue isn't a club #my SO was supposed to go with me but the change of plans worked out #I'm going to ask her to the next one

My brother while watching My Name is Earl

Him:look Yanni his shirt says I like hookers

Me: do you even know what hookers are?

Him: I think it's when you pay to butter each other's noodles

#lmao #my brother #he's so funny #he's 9 #my name is earl #s4 ep12

my brother took my sunglasses and proceeded to tell me how he was going to “buy out” my “stock” in sunglasses. how does he know anything about economics

#he's 9 #pls help me #personal.me