#head canon stuff

[antidotesprout]

Grimsley: Piers' Uncle on his mom's side

Brassius: Piers' cousin on his dad's side

I will not be accepting any questions on the matter

That is all

[thedancefloorsilly]

Pakunoda + Machi Fluff Dating Hc’s

Oooh I was on a roll with my writing when I started this. I’m finally starting to get inspired to write. Plus, I love them ahaaa

♥︎Pakunoda♥︎

- Pakunoda always wants to reassure her love, so she loves showering you with compliments and praises! 

- She always takes in the little things about you. Whether it be a small laugh after you cracked up at a joke, or the way your eyes light up when you're talking about something you're passionate about, Paku will always remember these small little things about you. Sometimes, she even replays some of these moments when she's down or missing you.

- She will never forget any upcoming events. You'll never have to remind Pakunoda of anything, like your anniversary or your birthday, because she already has this memorized. She also remembers important dates/ specific events of the past, such as when and where your first kiss was, how your first date played out, etc.

- She greats at reading people, being able to tell if you were experiencing a bad day or not. Pakunoda also a very good listener, and will always offer to hear you vent about anything thats stressing you out. Her advice is usual straight to to the point but not in a harsh way, as she'll always take in account of your feelings at the moment.

- Baking!! She actually loves to bake and she's really good at it, too.  Some of her favorite things to make are brownies hehe. You'll find this out when you smell something sweet coming from the kitchen. She’ll also really appreciate it if you start baking together as well!

-  I believe that her ideal date with her s/o would be something quiet that has to do with he two of you alone. Ahh as cliche as this sounds, she loves walks on the beach (specifically when the sun's setting). There's something so relaxing about it, walking hand-in-hand with your soulmate as the ocean waves play out in the background, feeling the soft wind blowing on your face as the sun is going down. She just finds it all so romantic!!

- If not that, I also think that Pakunoda would love going on dates in those fancy, gourmet restaurants.

- I don't think that she's that big with PDA, maybe some simple hand holding in public will suffice, but when alone she's all for affection. She loves giving you hugs from behind, and her favorite place to kiss you is your forehead and knuckles.

♥︎Machi♥︎

- Now at first, Machi's gives off a very tough and cold exterior.  Once you managed to worm your way through her heart, you'll definitely get to see more of her kinder side throughout your relationship.

- Machi takes loyalty very seriously. I think it's hard for her to fully trust people when meeting them, thus not letting anyone into her love life that easily. Building that trust would take patience, and if you end up sticking with her until she finally lets those walls come down, Machi will really cherish that.

- Machi doesn't steal often, and unless it's for Troupe Business, she wouldn't really steal for anyone else either. Though, you're the only exception to this ;) If she sees something that really reminds her of you, Machi will definitely go out of her way to get it.

- She is also GREAT at gift-giving, always knowing what to get you. Even though she’s not much of a gift-giver, her presents will always have sentiment and meaning towards them, especially for someone special like you.

- Similar to Pakunoda, she's great at reading people and their emotions. If you're trying to hide the fact that you've had a bad day (even if you hide it really well), her intuition will definitely tell that something’s up.

- She is VERY ticklish on her neck. Machi’s going to try and hide this information from you to avoid any tickle fights in the future. Oh my god but if you start tickling her, she literally has the cutest laugh and the biggest smile on her face. You can’t help but to smile when you see it she looks so pretty!!

- I don’t see her as the affectionate type, and is not really into PDA either, but she does love to randomly grab your hand in public. Machi’s a little shy when doing it though, and she’ll sometimes blush when you mention it.

[maxwellpearson]

Max is bisexual.

He tends to lean more towards women

If he had to put it into percentages he’d say he’s a 85/15

85% attracted to women

15% attracted to men

9% of that 15 is specifically an over three decade long crush on the King Ad-Rock 

[himekushinada]

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Ehh....KushiMiko would not work out. Why? Itachibi. 

I want my godson. I went as far as to forgive Miko-chan for marrying Fugaface, didn’t I? All for/because of Itachibi. 

Itachibi MUST happen, ‘ttebane. And NOTHING; not fans, canon or even the creator, will come in the way of my having the right to torture my godson!! Which means he MUST exist. 

Which means Miko-chan has to marry Fugaface. Ita-chan is his only redeeming quality, anyway, so lets not take that from him, ne? u-u’’’ 

Besides, Flake needs a nemesis. His ego is too big. Ita-chan made a good nemesis at the age of a total of 3 months old when he won a staring contest against flake. That was the day Ita-chan became a worthy godson and the perfect Flake nemesis. 

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๑ Headcanons shared with @minaa-munch​ & @uchihaa-itachi​. 

[talesofwight]

⭐⭐

((Two whole head canons! I shall do my best!))

Head Canon 1: Ever since Atelloune left Rufus where she had found him, the man has been spending much of his time in Ul'dah warily scanning crowded spaces in search of her. He's still not entirely sure whether she was serious about having a voidsent trapped in earthenware or not, but that's hardly a risk he is gonna take!

Head Canon 2: If they ever do happen to run into one another again, I could definitely see Rufus trying, perhaps not so subtly, to pull the same move that Atelloune pulled on him the first time. She likely would have guessed his intentions early on, but chose to humour the poor doof anyway.

((Thank you for the ask!))

[funsizedbirb]

Ah then can I perhaps request a fic or headcanon or even quotes on Karno turning into a female? You can include shipping if you want to :D.

Sorry this took a looooooooooooong time! I just haven’t had the time to sit down at the lappy to write this out forgive me lmao.

SCM gods as a female: Karno

- Karno would not be please at all, in fact she would be exhausted.- Knowing this is most likely the King’s doing she goes about her day as normal.- Leon would flip his wig.- Hue would also look exhausted and pinch the bridge of his nose between his fingertips… as would Zyglavis.- Both Teorus and Ichthys would laugh.- Aigonorous would shrug and use the appropriate pronouns on Karno before falling asleep again.- Dui would be worried.- Krioff and Scorpio would both look uncomfortable and be pissed off the King would even consider a prank like this.- Partheno would waste no time in flirting with Karno, let alone snapping his fingers so that the new goddess was wearing a skirt with her now much tighter Wishes uniform.- The uniform now *hugs* every curve on her body.- Nosebleeds. Everywhere. Minus Karno.- Leon would kick Partheno’s ass for that.- Both Leon AND Zyglavis would get overprotective of Karno.- But moreso Leon, no one is allowed to touch, look upon or even talk to Karno in this form or you will face his wrath.- Karno is bewildered and just wants to get back to work.- All the other gods are acting too weird about this situation in Karno’s opinion.- Karno notices how Leon looks too smug while she was following him around nagging him to get his Wishes completed.- Karno tells Leon to get over himself.- Leon tells Karno how exceptionally cute she looks when she pouts at him.- Karno blushes and remarks that Leon’s only saying those things because she’s temporarily a female.- Leon snorts and scratches the back of his head, which he is known to do when he’s uncomfortable or when he has to do something but doesn’t want to.- Leon tells Karno the truth about his feelings.- Karno blushes.- Leon smirks. 

[veridium]

“Dearest Father”

A letter written by Olivia on the anniversary of her Father’s death, sent to her family’s Manor to be put on his memorial stone. The paper is well made, and the seal an official Inquisition emblem. 

Dearest Father,

           This month marks nine years since you passed. It is also the eighth year where I have had to observe its passing whilst abroad. I asked Mother to place this as your stone in the garden for you. You know me and my superstitions – I cannot help but believe, for my own sake, that you can read them.

           Life is very different for me since the last I wrote to you. I am no longer a Courtesan, nor am I the object of men’s passing lusts and fantasies. Though, I am still exchanging my body for compensation and appreciation, one might say. At least now it is for a cause and not a weakness. I can hear you cautioning me for becoming involved in such a double-edged movement, but rest assured Father, the Inquisition is worth my time and energies. You remember the pale girl I wrote to you about? The one who had all the sweet, clever words and gave me portions of her dinners when I neglected to come down from my studies to eat? She is now Andraste’s Chosen. Somehow, I think you would be unsurprised.

           My occupation is not the only new development in my life as of late. I know you always hoped I would find a nice gentleman, preferably Orlesian, to marry. I remember how you regret the way Mother’s parenting philosophy hardened by heart toward such possibilities. Perhaps you worried that I would never allow myself to find happiness in the form of love. Perhaps you fretted for the way I closed my heart away from the world after so much heart ache.

           Father, I wish I could tell you. I wish I could see your face as I told you I have found someone who is deserving of my loyalty and affection. I can only imagine how elated and relieved you would be to know. It would soften the blow when I would then inform you that she is no one other than Seeker Pentaghast, former Right Hand to the late Divine Justinia V. I remember your stories of being in the army and having to work with Seeker interferences – how self-interested and secretive they would be. Well, I cannot completely refute your position, but I can add amendments to them.

           Sometimes, I imagine what it would be like if I could introduce you two. I imagine the way you would strong-arm her as you shook her hand, and how she would try to match it with her own stoicism. I imagine what it would be like to watch you discuss weaponry, politics, and training methodologies by the fireplace in the east wing. Such daydreams are too indulgent for me to partake in all the time. I know they will never be realized in this life. The only reason I am admitting to such flights of girlish fancy is that I know you will not be able to rejoice in my partiality at my expense. I am so unfair for taking advantage of the dead’s limitations, aren’t I.

           Wherever you are, Father, I hope you know that I am happy as I could manage to be after all I have endured. In fact, I have surprised my own expectations. I long believed that soon I would be unable to laugh sincerely or feel joy in the pit of my stomach. Life has proven me wrong, I suppose. Times are difficult, and the future is uncertain, that is true. But, all the things I was taught to provide for someone else before my own will have been given to me by others: friendship, humor, care, love.

           As I write this, Cassandra – oh, her name is Cassandra, by the way – is sleeping on her side facing me, her head resting beside my lap whilst I quietly scratch a quill tip to parchment. She used to worry about my lack of sleeping and be easily disturbed by my restlessness, but now she sleeps soundly. She trusts me enough, now. In a way, I think this is the most intimate form of love and trust: sleeping whilst someone else is nearby. When you trust someone else to be there, to protect you as you sleep. You were the first person I ever trusted to provide that – and for the longest time, I believed you would be the only. I learned better than to desire sleep beside the men I lured into my charms. I learned better than to trust the Fade to not terrorize my conscience.

           I have since realized that learning never truly ends. Just when you believe you know everything, someone or something comes along to disturb your ego. Sometimes it is the wild and reckless imaginations of your fellow young Mage women, who decide becoming wayward rebels is the best course of action. Sometimes it is the calling of a Holy War. Sometimes it is the quizzical sternness of a most unapologetic Nevarran.

Sometimes it is the realization that, by virtue of death and by betrayal, you are no one’s daughter anymore.

           I know I sound like it, but do not believe me sorrowful, Father. All things considered, this life is worth living. Your child yet smiles these days – and ever so often, she forgets the terrors this world has inflicted on her. Rest well in the light of the afterlife. Even if my soul is taken somewhere else after all I have done, I hope you know that it will be after a life worth having been lived.

I miss you more than you know, Father. May you know peace.

All the love you deserve, and then some.

Your Beloved Olivia

[boletarianknight]

[Useless head canon time. Crescent moon grass works more like a numbing agent, and can help with coagulating blood, as opposed to healing injuries outright.]