So i watched on youtube an awesome fan-made sans pacifist battle and i loved a comment that said:
[If you lose by running into the bones intentionally]
"Uh... well i guess i have to capture you then"
"I don't have the keys to my shack outside my house."
"Papyrus asked me to borrow them. Not sure why."
"Anyways. Just go sit on that seat at the bar."
"Now. I know this is a public restaurant and the front door it's just right behind you."
"But i got a special trick up my sleeve."
"Uh... this is totally unrelated but do you prefer burguers or fries?"
"Aight. Grillbz! Kid here want some fries!"
"The food here is really great, so you won't want to leave."
(Grillby) "........... here's your fries"
"But not only that, grillby's a great conversationalist"
"You could probably talk to him for hours. You'll be quick friends, i'm sure."
(Grillby) ...............
"See? You're both the strong quiet tipe. Great company"
"Anyway, i gotta get back to my post."
"So uh... just stay right there. Don't try to leave."
[Sans leaves the door open and is too lazy to close it so you can leave like nothing happened]