#headcanon hell

[owlithere]

I adore that Jason is a tall king after coming back to life. I also like the fact that Jaybin is so tiny.~

BUT I also think that, regardless of the timeline, Jay would have grown to be at least average height. In my mind, the “famous” 1,37 m listed on his death certificate is simply someone’s mistake - for example, someone copied his height from the notes of his first visit to Leslie, not the last.

From what I’ve checked - at least according to the data currently available - the average height range for a 12-year-old boy in the US is between 1,37 and 1,6 meters. This means Jay would barely fit within that range - in other words, he would be considered quite short.

The average height range for a 15-year-old boy in the United States is between 1,6 and 1,8 meters. Since I like to think that he died in the year he would have celebrated his 15th birthday (I’m almost certain that someone has already done the math - both in favor of and against this theory) and that he was likely a late bloomer in terms of height, he probably died at about 1,57 meters. BUT if he had lived a few more months, he would have reached 1,67 meters after his 15th birthday.

Even if we don’t believe his physical condition allowed him to achieve that, he was still surrounded by all that magic and superhero nonsense, which probably helped him improve his health a bit.

ALSO, in my imagination, Jay managed to get a costume with longer pants before he died. BUT when Bruce took Robin away from him, he took that new costume. Jay still had the one he got from Dick, which is why he died wearing it.

[schrodingerscatboyx3]

Had the great headcanon that I’ve been holding onto for a while now of Gopher having hooves… why? Idk

and then it just kinda devolved into this :p

I call him, Goat-pher

[promised-nadir]

Any strowill or Heismay & Will relationship headcanons?

oooo yesyesyes

i’ve already posted a ton of strowill stuff so imma mainly focus on will and heismay here but i’ll sprinkle in some :3

-considering how much heismay trusts will with and how will reminds him of his son to a degree, yeah low key adopted this random elda that cleared his name

-and yeah heismay’s a total dad just saying. maybe doesn’t crack dad jokes but other than that yeah. maybe ultra protective too

-it’s also implied heismay’s wife split. found it interesting how in the letter his son wrote, it mentions specifically him and mom being in love forever, so there might’ve been some friction likely due to heismay’s line of work. so he 100% is one of those parents that will murder you if you crush their kid’s heart. he respects strohl and the gang but if him in particular makes will upset he’s gonna have something to say.

-i need more art of will and heismay fishing together that would be their thing. stakeouts and fishing.

also high key heismay is the emotional support eugief pet pet pet

[edd-xhausted]

polyworld but they're all stupid actually (canon)

[lunapwrites]

for the headcanon meme!

♥ - family headcanon for remus

∇ -. old age/aging headcanon for james :(

♒ - cooking/food headcanon for sirius

☼ - appearance headcanon for all three

Oh heck yeah

Family Headcanon - Remus - I have MANY THOUGHTS. But here's probably my favorite one that shows up in like... all my fics:

When Remus was bitten and Lyall explained what that meant for his future, Hope took it upon herself to teach Remus how to do for himself (figuring that if society was going to shun her sweet boy then society could hang; he wouldn't need them anyway.) So as a result, Remus like... knows how to make and mend his own clothes, and how to grow his own food, and even down to making his own household products. Hope went full crunchy on him and he loved her for it lol. (It also saved his life.) Lyall on the other hand stuck with the "you just need to be the best and then maybe they'll accept you" school of thought, which led to Remus spending most of his childhood struggling to meet ever-increasing expectations and chasing approval he was never going to get. So... trauma! Thanks dad!

Old Age/Aging Headcanon - James - OK so truthfully I've not given this one much thought because... I just can't make my brain see him past 21. I keep mentally replacing him with his son lol. BUT:

Ends up emanating Arthur Weasley energy. Just... delighted with everything that his children and grandchildren do. Goes grey surprisingly early (not as early as Remus, but still has a good bit of salt and pepper going on at his temples by the time he hits 40.) Absolutely ends up being the old guy who is giggling with childish delight every time he gets the opportunity to light fireworks -- especially if Remus and Sirius are there. Gets breakfast with them every Sunday at some dingy little cafe in London where they have been going since the 80's and all the staff know their names (and love them.) Just wholesome.

Cooking/Food Headcanon - Sirius - I do in fact have one for this!

Okay so kind of looping back to my post from ages ago about Jellybean Capitalism Sirius is an absolute slut for citrus fruits. He will never ever get scurvy because he is mainlining orange juice like it's his job. (He also likes regular fruits but like. Citrus is his JAM.) Eats orange marmalade on his toast, which Remus hates. Also has a baby mouth when it comes to spices, and will typically default to butter chicken when they get Indian. Can cook breakfast and simple dinners without burning them... usually.

Appearance Headcanon - Remus, James, Sirius - OH MAN MY FAVORITE.

For everyone's sanity I am restricting this to ONE blurb.

Remus and Sirius both have curls (Remus has looser, frizzier ones.) James has wavy hair but it's also stupid thick. Sirius has little moles. Remus has very faint freckles. James has the darkest hair of the three (actually black) and has hazel eyes (obvs.) Sirius' hair is more of a very dark brown, and his eyes are a grey color I can only describe as "vaguely unsettling." Remus is basically if beige gained sentience and put on a ratty sweater; light brown hair that's almost dirty blond, but isn't, and hazel eyes that are a different/lighter shade than James. Just... beige. They're all tall, but Remus has the other two edged out by like. 2 inches. Not obvious though bc his posture is trash.

These were fun, thank you! :)

From this ask meme if anyone is interested.

[abhorrenttheorizer]

you guys wanna see a sky kid embryo?

no?

too bad lol xd

[northerngrail]

*flops towards you like a fish out of water* mouse ka-boom?

HAHA I SEE YOU. 

General: 

-Bastard from Quebec. Absolutely giant family of several different rodent species. i always like to think rat is his cousin bc it entertains me greatly. 

-Distressingly strong vs his size. have you SEEN his backpack vs his widdle pawsies??? He could throw a full grown man through a wall. 

-Has absolutely zero patience for non-friends. can kick your ass. can kick your dogs ass. WILL. 

-has a distressing amount of explosive knowledge. like, “on a cia watchlist” amount of knowledge. can mcguyver a bomb out of twine and sugar. 

-middle child of the idiot trio and acts like it 

Shipping: 

-TG/Mouse: THANKS TO A CERTAIN SOMEONE. STARES AT THE ASKER. I SHIP THESE TWO COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY. enemies to loves is a trope i eat with a spoon so no one should be surprised. 

-Flippy/Mouse/Sneaky: I said it in flips ask but honestly theyre just. dumbasses who care for each other very much. 

-god i wish we had more war journal so i had more people to ship this little bastard with. 

[bloodrawknuckle]

“You’d need to train for a lifetime to even have half a chance...Sure you’re up for it?” -Elma

“Don’t try to stop me.” -Sergio

Story time

Normally, Sergio wouldn’t even consider taking up arms against any Indigen not posing any active threat (as per Harrier code), but as L said, the Ruler of Fates is said to be able to read the hearts of those it deems worthy. Maybe it was that one spark in the deepest part of his core that Telethia sensed and accommodated him. Maybe it knew what Sergio wanted most--not victory, not glory, but just to finally know one thing for sure: If he could truly best the most powerful creature on Mira, then as a Harrier, he could eliminate any threat to NLA, humanity’s future, and above all else those he’d come to love like family.

By the end of the fight, Sergio wasn’t filled with a sense of victory over Telethia, nor pride. Rather...he felt a sense of gratitude. To have finally been given that chance to prove the furthest extents of his resolve to himself, he could finally see the road ahead with absolute clarity, and would see to it that Mira was a safer place for it.

Good gotdamm was I late for this occasion. Yeah, after a year-long romp with a semi-casual Jedi build, I decided to nut up and use my recently optimized Ether Blossom Dance build to finally have Sergio put his money where his mouth is. Not that there was exactly any doubt that the Mad Hunter of the Harriers was up for the challenge. But yeah, Telethia the Endbringer has been brought to its end at Sergio’s hands (minus the gajillion-bajillion other players who’ve probably done so about as many times).

Now of course, I don’t really have any excuses if I still end up not getting back to Yakuza 0 and FFXV after this. We shall see.

Assuming I don’t get the urge to pursue more Overdrive builds.