#headcanons ftw

[cosmereplay]

Hoid's didactics and monologuing in Yumi become way more relevant and funny when I imagine that he's telling the story to Szeth (and maybe his jailors) while he's in jail in Urithiru during the gap year. Nale knows Szeth needs some entertainment at the very least, and who better for Hoid than a captive audience?

[goosygander]

Hmmmm IIIII have what could be the best idea or the worst idea....

Based on Some Stuff in @sansybones‘ “Darker Yet Darker” series 

[cosmereplay]

Just imagining a world in which Kaladin's Radiant body gets softer and fatter because his life is good and he's happy. He's no longer in crisis mode and he's not exhausting himself giving everything he has to others, so his body joyfully wants to give to himself too. Fat, happy Kaladin my beloved 💜

[nightmare-fantasia]

Random Headcanons: Ayame

{Most would think that Malekai is the most prone to complete mental breakdowns. Even if he is in the brink of one, however, he's found ways to pull him out of his funk and/or a decent amount of people to talk to if need be. That is not the case for Ayame. Because she uses anger as her safe guard, she has alienated people that could have been good friends. So she is the most prone to complete meltdowns where she becomes a sobbing mess. She is consumed by guilt due to all the people she has injured or even killed while imprisoned at Deadman Wonderland. In the end, Ayame is in the most need of a friend even if she hates to admit it.}

[lafrancecestmoi]

♋️

Send me ♋ and I’ll compare our muses.

//(cursive means a very little difference between them)

ｂａｓｉｃｓ:

WHO OF US IS:

Older? yours/mineTaller? yours/mineRicher? yours/mineNeater? yours/mineNicer? yours/mineSmarter? yours/mineFunnier? yours/mine

ａｄｖａｎｃｅｄ:

Who is a better friend? yours/mineWho lies the most? yours/mineWho swears the most? yours/mineWho reads more? yours/mineWho is more creative? yours/mineWho is more troubled? yours/mineWho has better morals? yours/mine

[lafrancecestmoi]

♋

Send me ♋ and I’ll compare our muses.

//(cursive means a very little difference between them)

ｂａｓｉｃｓ:

WHO OF US IS:

Older? yours/mineTaller? yours/mineRicher? yours/mineNeater? yours/mineNicer? yours/mineSmarter? yours/mineFunnier? yours/mine

ａｄｖａｎｃｅｄ:

Who is a better friend? yours/mineWho lies the most? yours/mineWho swears the most? yours/mineWho reads more? yours/mineWho is more creative? yours/mineWho is more troubled? yours/mineWho has better morals? yours/mine

[lafrancecestmoi]

♋ good luck, scrublord

Send me ♋ and I’ll compare our muses.

//(cursive means a very little difference between them)

ｂａｓｉｃｓ:

WHO OF US IS:

Older? yours/mineTaller? yours/mineRicher? yours/mineNeater? yours/mineNicer? yours/mineSmarter? yours/mineFunnier? yours/mine

ａｄｖａｎｃｅｄ:

Who is a better friend? yours/mineWho lies the most? yours/mineWho swears the most? yours/mineWho reads more? yours/mineWho is more creative? yours/mineWho is more troubled? yours/mineWho has better morals? yours/mine

[lafrancecestmoi]

AU where everything is the same except France snorts uncontrollably when he "hon hon hon"s

// @arrows-flowers-and-royals Tbh I don’t really like the whole “hon hon” thing (except as a joke maybe) but YES France snorting and clappling a lot when he’s laughing wholeheartedly because he’s the nerdiest and clumsiest thing on this planet c’: