MUSE QUESTIONAIRE ( TO BE ANSWERED IC. )
are you single ? “Yes, I am.”
are you happy ? “Generally? Yeah, I’d say I am.”
are you angry ? “Not right now.”
are your parents still married ? “As far as I know. I haven’t seen or spoken to either of my parents in years, though.”
birth place / “Somewhere in Kansas. In the middle of nowhere, really.”
hair colour / “My fur’s gray and silver.”
eye colour / “Blue/gray.”
birthday / “July 2nd, 1834.”
summer or winter / “I guess I’ll say winter, just because summer gets a little too hot sometimes, and I’ve got a double-layered coat.”
morning or afternoon / “Afternoon, I s’pose.”
EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE !
are you in love? “Next question.”
you believe in love at first sight ? “Hm. Yeah, I guess.”
who ended your last relationship ? “I wouldn’t say I’ve ever been in a serious relationship- not even as a teenager- so I don’t have an answer for that.”
have you ever broken someone’s heart ? “I don’t think so.”
are you afraid of commitment ? “…well, my job makes it hard to commit to a relationship, because I could someday be killed. But I’m not afraid of it.”
have you hugged someone within the last week ? “Sorta. I had my arm around a friend of mine, if that counts?”
have you ever had a secret admirer ? “I don’t know. I doubt it.”
have you ever broken your own heart ? “…no?”
love or lust / “Love… but isn’t that kinda personal?”
lemonade or ice tea / “Lemonade.”
a few best friends or many regular friends / “I have both of those options, and I couldn’t choose.”
wild night out or romantic night in / “Romantic night in, if I find that special gal one day.”
been caught sneaking out / “No.”
fallen down / up the stairs / “Uh, no, I have not. Especially not UP.”
wanted something / someone so badly it hurt ? “Yes… but I’m not gettin’ into it.”
wanted to disappear / “As a pup, yeah, but not anymore.”
smile or eyes / “I don’t have a preference.”
fat or skinny / “I don’t see too many ‘heavy’ women around town, so… I guess I’ll go with skinny. But I don’t mind, either way.”
shorter or taller / “Shorter.”
intelligence or attraction / “That’s a little bit of a tougher question, but I’ll go with intelligence.”
hook - up or relationship / “Meaningless hookups are not my cup of tea. Relationship.”
do you and your family get along ? “Yeah, I guess you could say that. We were a close family when I was a pup. I expect that my folks are still close.”
would you say you have a “ messed up life ” ? “I don’t know. Would you consider the life of a U.S. Marshal ‘messed up’? I really depends on the person.”
have you ever ran away from home ? “No. I left my family when I was twenty-one and more than capable of taking care of myself.”
have you ever gotten kicked out ? “No. My parents were very good to me, and I know they wouldn’t have kicked me out.”
do you secretly hate one of your friends ? “What… kind of question…? No- of course I don’t. How could I hate someone I care for?”
do you consider all your friends good friends ? “I think so.”
who is your best friend? “Well… maybe Teddy, my deputy? He and I are kind of like brothers, if you ask me.”
who knows everything about you ? “I don’t believe anybody does.”
