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We as a society don’t talk enough about how sexy Headfirst slide into Cooperstown on a bad bet is

#fob #fall out boy #patrick stump #pete wentz #andy hurley #joe trohman #folie à deux #folie #folie a deux #old fall out boy #headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet #headfirst slide #prehiatus boys #prehiatus fall out boy #prehiatus #what a sexy song #makes me go feral

DOES HE? DOES HE KNOW THE WAY?

he gets SO into it 😵‍💫

#singing for his LIFE #also thank u camera person for showing pw during this part #obligatory for me to see him during this part every time #that part in headfirst slide #video #brazil #pw #ps #headfirst slide #2025

no one understands headfirst slide like i do sorry not sorry

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oh speaking of headfirst slide, recent plot developments that have happened in my mind:

-so like, we all know owens been sleeping with legs and then using scott’s fucked up revenge sex as a means to punish himself, naturally

-legs and scott are lowkey competitively leaving bruises on him too. legs doesn’t mean to and he kind of feels evil about it but he does get a little bit weird and possessive and pissed off, and owen,, seeeeems into it. so it’s probably fine (OWEN IS SO HARD HES ABOUT TO PASS OUT)

-owen and scott get into a Fight as they so often do, and owen storms out of their apartment and calls legs bc he needs to blow off some steam, and legs is like,,,,,, soooo so sure this is probably a bad idea but this is truly the only way owen will let him take care of him, so he’s like sure come over. they have sex. legs is being so sweet and gentle with him and it is driving owen up the fucking wall he needs more than that he needs it to be Worse than this, until eventually owen snaps and tells legs to hit him, and legs of course. reacts with complete horror and confusion and goes NO??? NO!! owen gets aaaallll kinds of annoyed about this and is like oh my goddd whateverrrr ill be fine you don’t need to treat me like im made of glass. and legs snaps back at him oh my god did you even consider i dont WANT to hurt you? because it would make me feel terrible? they get into a HUUGE argument about it and then owen storms out all miserable, goes back to him and scott’s apartment and they fuck bad style until owen feels sufficiently punished.

-the first time legs and scott meet each other legs punches him. feels horrible about this (lost his temper because scott was purposefully poking the bear and he feels like a monster about it. also scott has deliberately engineered this scenario to make legs look like the aggressor) and then the next time him and owen see each other hes like “oh my god im so fucking sorry that was completely unacceptable” meanwhile owen already taking his clothes off is like wait what <— thinks that’s maybe one of the hottest things to ever happen to him

#i want to elaborate on scott getting punched later bc it’s so important to me but im eepy #headfirst slide #hipaa violation #should be collared