put that man on a leash!

pervert sideblog. beware i do post with my dick more than my brain. he/him

[muzzled-vampires]

hi guys, i’m mercury, (if you know me by any other name Not Here You Don’t) and this is my pervert blog where i post weird freak shit about cubitos. i hope i am not only the vampire heat cycles guy to you but a contemptible blood pervert as well. if ever you feel inclined to send me an ask about your own perversions i would be more than happy to receive them

Some elephants in the room:

- this blog is 18+. if you are openly a minor i will block you. i will also block anyone for any petty reason because it’s my favorite thing to do. nothing personal babes

- violating CC “boundaries” is always morally correct and i do it a lot. i have specifically quarantined myself to an area where they will never see or hear about it for a reason. if you have any objections to this i encourage you to read this post on the matter and then go read, write and draw them having sex and abusing substances and getting vivisected. good luck and godspeed, traveler.

- a lot of stuff on this blog is dubiously consensual at best. most of the time it doesn’t stray into straight up noncon but if it does you’ve been warned

Tags I use under the cut:

AU/Subject Matter Tags:

#hall of fame - Asks that were particularly revolutionary to me. The Good Shit™

#heatposting - Self explanatory, related to vampire heat cycles and all that it entails

#guard dog au - Silveraxe AU where Owen gets a job post-Oakhurst. Particularly volatile vampires get collared by the organization and have a dedicated human to keep them under control, Owen and Abolish are both a little too into it

#headfirst slide - AU in which Scott and Owen are in a loveless relationship and Owen starts having an affair with a doctor twice his age

#duty of care - Bloodletting swap AU, Owen gets forcibly turned but don’t worry! His sire is there to take care of him and protect him and totally hasn’t been conditioning him into his trophy wife over the course of several months with frog boiling patience. They’re nice!

Character/Ship Tags:

#should be collared - Owen tag

#hipaa violation - Legundo tag

#kicked puppydog - Pyro tag

#that blue thing - Scott tag

#gilded cage - Louis tag

#mayor’s favorite - Lovebitten tag

-more tags tba i havent decided on most of them yet

[dramatic-dolphin]

every day ao3 authors weave more and more fascinating concepts i could never come up with in a million years

[pawsnsaws]

Need to get him so stupid he doesn't even consider himself human anymore.

Need to put paws mits on him so he can't use his fingers, after all, pups don't have hands!!

A tight collar with his name on the tag, or maybe it'll say "Dumb Mutt." Attatched to a leash ill always hold. Can't have a dumb puppy running off on his own!!

A pretty bone gag in his mouth so he can't talk, since pups just bark and yip and whine<3

A soft set of ears and a tail which he always has to wear, to the point he feels naked without wearing them. He'll wiggle his hips and wag his tail whenever I tell him he's such a good boy.

Keep him in a kennel, i decide when he can come out, making him eat out of a doggy bowl with only his mouth, training him every day with a clicker. Making him get dumber and dumber until being my pet is all he really thinks he is. Cause it is<33 His job is to be my pretty spoiled pup xx

[variant1316]

"his second in command" you mean his bitch, right?

[muzzled-vampires]

being physically disabled in the vsmp fanbase was and still lowkey is like actually fucking impossible lol. it’s like… no guys i didn’t forget that period of time where all of yall were calling pyro and owen Evil Ableists for killing avid because they’re mentally ill, because obviously that means they can’t at all be faulted for treating vampires like subhuman animals for weeks on end, in owen’s case before there was even any reason to suspect that he’s a vampire at all. you’re right, let’s zero in on avid’s mental disability while completely glossing over their chronic illness. let’s outright ignore owen’s existence as a disabled person at all because it doesn’t fit the narrative that avid was killed because of #Society and not because they were a fucking asshole.

(i have to wonder if avid’s physical disability was more approachable to the fanbase because avid has a Spooky Magic Disability as opposed to owen having a real life chronic illness with like. symptoms and shit. symptoms that are not fun and angsty and able to be woobified by the general public. just a thought.)

no yeah guys you’re right actually, i didn’t even consider the idea that maybe if owen had just listened to the Doctor everything would’ve been fine. it IS unreasonable for owen to get frustrated and upset by legs repeatedly pushing medical treatment onto him that he’s repeatedly and clearly stated he does not want. it IS owen’s fault for being too mean, too stubborn, too scary. maybe if he was Nicer about it he would’ve lived. none of this applies to avid tho. avid’s mentally ill they can do whatever they want.

like… i remember when yall said that shit. i didn’t just fucking forget. i do remember the period of time where all of the above bullshit was completely inescapable. i do remember stumbling upon fics that treated owen with actual compassion and then pulled a “pre-massacre oakhurst was nice to him actually” out of thin air to make owen feel bad enough to get a Redemption(TM). i remember fanart that had the vampirism heal owen’s canon and visible scarring because it wasn’t pretty to look at. i swear to god the main tags were fucking unlivable for Months after ep7 came out. vsmp fans be normal about disabled people challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[muzzled-vampires]

this isn’t even part of my petty screed against avid for once, the only reason i mention them at all is because a lot of this hit hardest after ep7 when the fanbase needed a scapegoat and owen and pyro had to take the bullet. this is about the fact that so fucking many people, even people who were supposedly sympathetic towards him, said some disgustingly ableist shit about owen and were literally never challenged on it. v!avid is a long dead horse to me but all of that dismissal of physical disability did not disappear overnight. i’m bringing them up as a comparison because i think some of yall should evaluate why “avid was repeatedly ostracized for his mental illness and should be given a bit of grace” is an acceptable answer and “owen was repeatedly ostracized for his physical disability and should be given a bit of grace” isn’t.

[muzzled-vampires]

being physically disabled in the vsmp fanbase was and still lowkey is like actually fucking impossible lol. it’s like… no guys i didn’t forget that period of time where all of yall were calling pyro and owen Evil Ableists for killing avid because they’re mentally ill, because obviously that means they can’t at all be faulted for treating vampires like subhuman animals for weeks on end, in owen’s case before there was even any reason to suspect that he’s a vampire at all. you’re right, let’s zero in on avid’s mental disability while completely glossing over their chronic illness. let’s outright ignore owen’s existence as a disabled person at all because it doesn’t fit the narrative that avid was killed because of #Society and not because they were a fucking asshole.

(i have to wonder if avid’s physical disability was more approachable to the fanbase because avid has a Spooky Magic Disability as opposed to owen having a real life chronic illness with like. symptoms and shit. symptoms that are not fun and angsty and able to be woobified by the general public. just a thought.)

no yeah guys you’re right actually, i didn’t even consider the idea that maybe if owen had just listened to the Doctor everything would’ve been fine. it IS unreasonable for owen to get frustrated and upset by legs repeatedly pushing medical treatment onto him that he’s repeatedly and clearly stated he does not want. it IS owen’s fault for being too mean, too stubborn, too scary. maybe if he was Nicer about it he would’ve lived. none of this applies to avid tho. avid’s mentally ill they can do whatever they want.

like… i remember when yall said that shit. i didn’t just fucking forget. i do remember the period of time where all of the above bullshit was completely inescapable. i do remember stumbling upon fics that treated owen with actual compassion and then pulled a “pre-massacre oakhurst was nice to him actually” out of thin air to make owen feel bad enough to get a Redemption(TM). i remember fanart that had the vampirism heal owen’s canon and visible scarring because it wasn’t pretty to look at. i swear to god the main tags were fucking unlivable for Months after ep7 came out. vsmp fans be normal about disabled people challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[aquinohotelcentral]

[finalgirlcock]

doing insane shibari on my fairy wife with shit I bought at the craft store and telling everyone she's a keychain

[gayofficial]

weird freak mutual to weird freak mutual connection

[anomaloc4ris]

🪺 [ affectionately ] hes like a dog i wanna kick

[whereispearlescentmoon]

I think some of y'all create mcyt siblings headcanons because you don't know how to deal with a man and a woman being friends. Like I have rarely ever seen people headcanon two men or two women as siblings, it's usually only ever a man and a woman. You guys know a man and a woman can be friends right? They don't have to have a sibling dynamic to just be platonic friends?

[muzzled-vampires]

THE PATIENT NEEDS PUPPY LEGUNDO TO LIVE

[theseuss-egregiouszones]

I've been usually writing lovebitten on here but trust I do also need to see Doc covered in bite marks and exhausted sexually. You can't marathon him because he might just have heart failure, but! Owen can use him to marathon himself. Riding Doc's thighs or fucking his mouth, and edge Doc until he gets one beautiful orgasm when relevant. And drinking from him until Doc is woozy and can't tell if it's from the blood loss or if it's from exertion or from what's bordering on overstimulatation. Owen shouldn't even try to make him cum, he should just use Doc and have Doc happen to cum when being fed from. We could live in a beautiful world

[godlessondheimite]

he’s wet. he’s hysterical and he’s wet. he’s in pain, he’s wet, and he’s still hysterical. i didn’t say a name but i bet he popped into your head.

[audioeidolon]

Boundaries have a right to be enforced in spaces outside the boundary setter's private or cultivated spaces. (DEFINITIONS BELOW.) (RPF EXCLUDED, Characters/Story Only)

Yes

No

Yes: Nuance Below

No: Nuance Below

Voting ended onJul 11

Boundary: A restriction on content or material in order to adhere to someone's comfort level. IE a character only able to be portrayed in a manner the creator/author/actor pre approves of. Character cannot be displayed or implied to smoke cigarettes, for instance.

Another example may be an author not wanting fan-works to be created of their works at all.

Examples of Private/Cultivated Space: Source material wikipedia page, creator/author's community discord, events such as in person conventions and meet and greets with the boundary setter.

Examples of public/fandom spaces: Social media sites, private fan community discords, zine coordination threads, private blogs, physical material shared through mail or hand gifted to other fans.

(Side definition, RPF: 'Real Person Fiction'. Depictions made using the likeness and identity of a real person, with or without consent from the depicted party. Examples: A story about the Beatles going on a road trip. A comic strip about your high school math teacher getting tied to the rail road tracks.

RPF is not being discussed in this poll.)

(All reblogs are appreciated, I would like as large of a multifandom reach as possible.)

[muzzled-vampires]

tiktok keeps showing me people’s service dogs and i need to project that onto headfirst slide owen to avoid blinding envy

[emet-selch-apologism]

good time to remind people that you can still dm me for an invite to the pyro freak discord for people who want to keep shipping and hornyposting in a closed space with no risk of harassment <3

i will be sussing people out a bit more to make sure theyre not just joining to harass people in there tho