#headphanon

[dearphillie]

Phan headcanon #2

Phil baby talks to Dan when Dan does something bratty

like that “bababababadook” in the wikihow game and “boba-bechoo” moment in the new vid

[phanbelina]

Does it ever just hit you full force in the face that Dan and Phil are probably, right at this moment, snuggled up together on the couch, blanket covering them, watching some trashy anime together. 

[phanbelina]

Not to be nsfw but I feel like that live show ended cus they legit wanted to fuck the living daylights out of each other

[phanbelina]

hi i really like the prompt for "is that my shirt" if you have the time thanks in advance

Hope this is okay, typed it quickly this afternoon between Uni work!

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“Fucking FUCK” Dan screeched as he died duringthe middle of a particularly hard level of Crash Bandicoot. Throwing thecontroller roughly onto the floor he flopped back against the headboard of Phil’sbed “I fucking hate this game!”

Phil was sat next to him on the bed, hislaptop open, slowly in the process of editing a video. He smirked slightly tohimself at Dan’s tantrum but carried on clicking away not paying much attentionto Dan. The afternoon had mostly been spent like that. Phil had promised hisviewers that his video would be up later that evening so needed to make sureall the finishing touches were in place, while Dan had decided he would try andcomplete the original version of Crash on Phil’s PlayStation.

“I’m nearly done with this and then we’lldo something” Phil said grinning at Dan.

“That’s if this game hasn’t sent me completelycrazy by then” Dan muttered.

“No one told you to play it, Dan” Phillaughed as Dan’s lips pulled themselves into a pout.

“What are we going to do when you’ve donethat” Dan asked ignoring Phil’s comment and instead shuffling closer to Phil onthe bed, his voice had dropped a few octaves and he lightly rubbed his footagainst Phil’s.

“Stop trying to distract me Howell!”

Dan sighed and scooted away to the edge ofthe bed so he could retrieve the controller he dropped earlier.

“Phil Lester, is that my shirt?!” Danexclaimed. He had just poked his head under the bed slightly and out of thecorner of his eye saw a familiar looking t-shirt scrunched up right in thecorner. Dan grabbed it and sat up looking at Phil whose cheeks had slightly reddened.“I wondered where this had gone!”

“You left it here the last time you came tostay” Phil muttered clearly embarrassed “I was wearing it as a pyjama top,because it just smelt like you. But then after a bit it just started to smelllike me. I forgot about it to be honest” Phil smiled weakly, praying that Dan wasn’tgoing to think of him as some crazy stalker.

 “Who knew you were so cute,” Dan smiled droppingthe shirt back onto the floor “here you can have this one instead” he pulledthe t-shirt he was wearing off and over his head, throwing it towards Phil, whocaught it with one hand, closing his laptop with the other.

 “Well I guess I’m well and truly distractednow” Phil grinned as his eyes roamed over Dan’s now naked torso.

“Perfect” Grinned Dan leaning in to kiss him.

[phanbelina]

Okay but imagine the end of the Tinder video but Dan ends it by saying "but lucky for me I don't need to deal with this shit cus I have Phil"

[phanbelina]

Dan and Phil used to have separate bedrooms just as a formality rather than anything else, they both needed their own space. Mainly just for videos or thinking or a place to dump their own specific stuff.

They would sleep in their own rooms to start with, but when one or the other couldn’t sleep at stupid o clock in the morning they would always find them self in the others room, cosying under the covers with them and drifting easily off to sleep.

It happened like this a lot before they just thought it would be easier to start sleeping in the same bed constantly, there was no spoken agreement, if one of them said they were going to bed then the other would just go to.

They’d either lie there talking about random shit that didn’t make sense. Or Dan would be endlessly browsing Wikipedia content in the knowledge that Phil was sleeping next to him. Or Phil would lie awake while Dan slept, not doing much, just checking his social media smiling at Dans ever so soft snores.

[phanbelina]

The first time Dan and Phil kissed Dan kept his eyes wide open because he couldn’t believe that it was actually real. Couldn’t believe that he was kissing THE Phil Lester.

[phanbelina]

Dan and Phil going to the rescue centre to adopt a dog. As soon as they walk trough the door the smiles spread across their faces and Phil practically bounces as he heads to the front desk.

They fill in mundane paperwork about themselves and their lifestyles all the while talking about the kind of dog they want. 

Phil wants an energetic puppy that’s a little bit crazy, it would jump around more than it would run around and constantly want to be played with. 

Dan wanted a more laid back puppy, sure it would be energetic at times, but it would rather just sit next to them on the settee being petted watching the tv. 

They headed into the garden area, where they were told, some of the dogs were running around. Dan’s eyes immediately landed on a small puppy sat in the corner of the garden, it was mostly white with a few black spots, but the bit about it that was most adorable was the black patch of hair on one of its eyes. The fact that it was sat alone spoke volumes to Dan, he enjoyed being in his own company and clearly so did this puppy. A perfect match. He pointed it out to Phil who smiled over at it cocking his head to one side to look it over. 

The dog could obviously sense them both staring over at him and it bounced to its feet running over to them both immediately pawing around Phil’s ankles and jumping up at them. Both men simultaneously flopped down onto the ground beside the dog and it jumped between them wagging its tail furiously. The smiles on their faces were even bigger than when they had first walked in, as Dan playfully rubbed behind its ears and Phil nuzzled their noses together getting a sloppy lick on one cheek. Phil laughed and Dan smiled fondly at them both. Phil looked across at Dan with the cheesiest grin on his face saying "I think we found our dog Danny!"