Smurfazalea's confession💝
Vanity: What's on your mind, Azalea?
Azalea: You, Vanity. My dearest.
Vanity: Why, I'm flattered.
Azalea: I have a confession you need to know.
Vanity: Something personal, my precious swan?
Azalea: Yes, darling and it's going to make you proud of me.
Vanity: Do tell!
Azalea: I gave up all of my past boyfriends for you. Including my ex-idol, Elvis.
Vanity: YOU gave up Elvis?! For me?
Azalea: Yes, Vanity.
Vanity: Does this mean.......I'm your idol now? New king of your heart?
Azalea: That's right, my new king. I knew you would be proud of me.
Vanity: Oh, Azalea! This is so sudden! You were stuck on him for 15 years and now he's just a balloon you untied and released.
Azalea: You can say that again, Vanity. It's a relief!
Vanity: Oh my smurfness, I'll say. Well, I see you in a new light. You're becoming wiser, Azalea.
Azalea: I've thought about it a lot, Vanity.
Vanity: I'll say! What did I do to deserve this privilege? Oh, wait. I became too good-looking.
Azalea: Hahaha! I love that line! For sure, Vanity.
Vanity: *he looks in the mirror and winks* Vanity, you handsome hunk of smurf!
Azalea: *giggling* Your inner beauty definitely adds up to it all. Your personality won me over from Elvis's.
Vanity: Honey lamb, your Prince Vanity has it all. *strikes pose*
Azalea: Mm-hm. It's no wonder, Vanity. Your'e naturally beautiful inside and out. You are a smurf of many great talents. You are creative and brave. Just as sweet as the flower on your hat. You have plenty of self-respect and you've proven to be a smurfy role model in our village. And you definitely consume a healthier diet than Elvis's.
Vanity: Hahaha, wow! I feel ten feet tall right now. Thanks again, Azalea. I'm not used to receiving heart-felt compliments this often. You amaze me!
Azalea: And I'm going to keep it up, Vanity. Your heart is in my hands. Handled with tender smurf and care. Day and night.
Vanity: Aw, Azalea. You are an angel! I love you!
Azalea: Oh, Vanity. I love you....... and my heart is always with you. Only you are my universe.
Vanity: Thank you, Azalea! *holds her tightly*
Azalea: I love how you're hugging me. Vanity, I- I'm weeping, too.
*End of scene*
















