#heavy flow problems

[truesoullonelybones]

I hate those pads that say 10 hour protection but can barely last 2 hours

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The Heavy Flow Song!

Words from my poem:

x. o. ex. oh. here’s a poem about my heavy flow:

this morning I woke up to bloody pajamas

dare I dream a full night’s sleep–that’s bananas. I’m dirty and I smell, but a shower just feels awkward, ‘cause if you stepped in my shower, it’d be like someone got slaughtered. I’ve got pads and tampons, and maybe a cup, and a stain on my pants–so don’t look close up. I think there’s a piranha alive in my tubes the pain is unreal; not to mention the boobs. but when I think I have found peace with some teas— I…..I…….I………..achoo!……sneeze!

To the tune of When the Curious Girl Realizes that She is Under Glass by Bright Eyes

[bananao]

Seriously, I'm 100% over the "period" tag. It's all posts I've seen before, or like extreme close ups of actual bloody vaginas..............................

So I'm going to be doing a bunch more original content for the blog. 

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"Gynecologist" autocorrected to "gunk colorist" on my phone. 

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Why do I have cramps?

I had my period about a week ago, and I am on birth control pills. Is this normal?

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Period time! 

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So my period is still here. Part of me is paranoid that I'm getting bits of the chewable birth control stuck in my teeth, even though I don't think it really works like that, because, I assume, everything eventually dissolves and you digest it......

But my period is still here. I mean, I heard about spotting occurring, but I don't think this is a spot. It's a full fledged period. My tampons are being fully absorbed. I mean, I guess it's not super heavy right now. Maybe that has something to do with it, but I guess we'll find out. 

Also, I still have minor minor cramps. So any birth control users out there...is this normal?