#heckme

[annie-irll-blog]

My neighbor died...

okay so like... my neighbor died and their husband asked us to take care of their cat, like go over and make sure it has food and water 

but this cat  i love this cat, always have  when you stop petting it it starts licking you, wanting attention  its the fattest cat i ever seen  so i kind of  impulsively  am hiding the cat in my bedroom now and i don't want to give it back 

[tehchickensupreme]

I know third grade was hard, facebook, but I got yer back

[slowass-blog]

me on my period:

[circlegocrazy]

oh my.... you got none of those right

STARTING FORM THE TOP:

I go to C.L.A.S.S. (Come Late And Start Sleeping) but then it's time for F.I.N.A.L.S. (Fuck, I Never Actually Learned Shit)

Holy water - You boil the hell out of it

Hipster - in the mainstream

Computer - A Dell Rolling in the Deep

Fat psychic - A four chin teller

Fake Noodle - An Impasta

[h2heaux420]

Before you question the patriarchy, just ask yourself: Are you eating free cookies?

[animetupac]

D I C K S (in my ass)

;^)

D. fave food: asian food

I. eye color: poopies

C. where i would like to live: nihon or somewhere in europe.. or portland (where i am now but not in the dorms like i would like to get an actual apartment here)

K. favorite tv show: broad city or bobs burgers 

S. my ringtone: stupid anime shit

B^)

[kholexcx]

heckme said: yes

publically shame german

[phllotes]

1-20 gotta help a homie out

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? um well idk tbh

2. Are you outgoing or shy? im so shy omg3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? IZZE GEOPUNK IN JUNE4. Are you easy to get along with? i hope so omg5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? yeah totally6. What kind of people are you attracted to? tall and nice and funny omg u gotta be funny or else im out7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? probably not8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? tht a secret9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? kinda i guess so idk it depends who im talking to like with friends no but with family yes10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? i dont tend to have deep conversations so i dont know11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? ":-) talking to u makes me happy"12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? fuck love, new bitch, black widow, walk the line, impossible is nothing13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? YESSSSS LOVE IT14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? i guess so15. What good thing happened this summer? ummmm tbh i cant remember the summer oops16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? nope17. Do you think there is life on other planets? yes18. Do you still talk to your first crush? nope19. Do you like bubble baths? love them20. Do you like your neighbors? no i dont really talk to any of them so