Ship meme: HankTodd and/or HecLyta
General: starting with Hec/Lyta
Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - forever. No, I'm serious they are so in love and they have a god as a child.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - they are in love & probably first truly fell for eachother in college
How was their first kiss? -breathtaking.
Who is the best man/men? - i forger but they should have another wedding to get a different reunion date than Syl's death. Al, Norda and Rick and Jen are the best men.
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - Yolanda, Beth, Hank, Todd (for symmetry)
Who did the most planning? - lyta
Who stressed the most? - Lyta & Hec that someone might die
How fancy was the ceremony? -
Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Marcie lol
Who is on top? - depends, they switch
Who is the one to instigate things? -Hec usually but Lyta will 100%
How healthy is their sex life? -
Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - depends.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -yes.
How rough are they in bed? -Lyta has broken the bed and broken Hec's collar bone but depends
Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - 2 I think, they already had the one, and I feel they would have at least one more together. I do have an oc child, named Diana.
How many children will they adopt? -1, they should adopt Salem because of Hector's time as Dr. Fate
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - neither are 'stuck' with it, they both do what is necessary for a baby. sorry, I hate the wording here.
Who is the stricter parent? -Lyta I think, she's more worried.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -neither, really. Lyta might helicopter a little but it's Lyta who bounced off the walls as a kid, I don't think she's worried about what they can do but what outside forces might do to them.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Hector
Who is the more loved parent? -LYTA lol. no, I think they'd bond in different ways with each kid.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Hector is at every one, ready to start a confrontation.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Hector, he's just happy to be there.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Lyta & hec, would both be there.
Who does the most cooking? - I'm not sure either cooks that well, but Hector learns.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Hec can be.
Who does the grocery shopping? -hector
How often do they bake desserts? -On occasion.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - ominivores
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Hector
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Hector
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Hector when experimenting.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - I feel they both can indulge. Probably take a lot together.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -Lyta takes her kanga out
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -a good amount. I feel I can see Lyta going all out.
What are their goals for the relationship? - hector to be the malewife of Lyta's dreams. Seriously though, to never be apart from one other again.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Hec. I feel Lyta will get up and start doing things.