#black adam

[baegaldt]

Black Adam and Captain Marvel dynamics are so funny to me bc they never stay as serious enemies but they always fight. Like I have to imagine that they are just fighting out of habit at this point, and they know this so they end up fighting for some stupid excuse to beat each other up. (like brothers). Who said that?

Adam, showing up just because he is bored: You are unworthy for the title of Champion so you mist fight me to prove yourself.

Billy, who knows that he is just bored: Ok ok, counteroffer. You leave me alone and I give you… a biscuit.

Adam, eye twitching: No.

Billy, annoying as hell: Fine, lets get serious… TWO biscuits.

Adam, now actually pissed: [punches him]

———

Billy, pissed and angsty in a very 15-year-old manner but can’t do anything about it bc he has to be responsible as the Champion: [strolls up to Kahndaq very politely until he gets to Adam]

Adam: …

Billy: Bitch.

[petty slap fight ensues]

———

And after most of these Billy bullies Adam into buying him food as Adam fills Billy in on the latest drama in Kahndaq via dramatic complaining

[puppetwoman17]

Legion of Doon/Injustice League/any villain team ever: hey you should totally join us!

Black Adam: No.

Them: Are you sure? We’ve got a spot open just for——

Black Adam: I would rather die. Also the child would be disappointed.

Them: what child?

Black Adam: *points* that one

Billy: *shaking his head in the corner and giving disappointed dad energy*

[colossrat]

Okay, but like, Adam and Marvel get de-aged and start acting like brothers, and the Justice League is like, "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE BROTHERS. WHAT HAPPENED TO MAKE THEM START HATING EACH OTHER AS ADULTS?"

But it's just Billy's kindness and the powers Adam have telling him that Billy a trustworthy person

[odinsblog]

“First season of LEVERAGE - so he's 21 years old - he shows me his watch designs. I'm expecting, y' know, celebrity strap branding or faces. No, it's engineering schematics of GEARS and shit. Pages of them. Even then, there were none so cool.” - John Rogers

[aroace-madness]

Probably has been talked about a lot but I just love the idea that Billy squints all the time as Captain Marvel is because

1. He saw his dad squint all the time because he was never wearing his glasses

And 2. Because he inhereted CC's horrible eyesight and just can't see shit most of the tim

Another idea I had that kinda connects to the nr 2 is that whenever Billy squints trying to read something near Black Adam, Adam just hands Billy a pair of glasses from gods know where

(a pair of glasses that he may or may not have stolen off of CC's corpse)

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

A normal day in Kandanq:

Black Adam: Ahh how peaceful, I feel like Amon would love the world I have built

Superman (bursting in): YOU CANT TAKE OVER COUNTRIES!!

Adam: that was our ancestral land it was mine to take. But I would be glad to fight you-

Billy (bursting in): ADAM YOUR OUT OF CHEESE-ITS

Adam: wha, why are YOU here

Mary: your also out of goldfish

Freddy (screaming from the other room): WAIT GUYS I FOUND SOME SUNCHIPS

Billy (screaming back): K WERE COMING

Mary: you better get more still

Adam: Why are you guys even here???

Superman: Who, who are these children?

Adam: My mortal enemies

Billy: clearly we’re here because we’re craving a toasted cheesy cracker snack

Adam: ??? Is this why my pantry is always empty???

Freddy(munching): Nah, thats cause you refuse to go grocery shopping anything more than biweekly

Superman: How do you live like that? I swear I’m there like ever other day

Adam: Well I live alone, and I don’t expect the rodents to get into my food

Mary (munching): you should put out mouse traps then— ohhh you mean us

Billy(munching): rude

Adam: You broke into my house and are eating my food??

Freddy(munching): I like to think of it as our food

Billy(munching): your evil so you kinda deserve it anyway

Adam: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!!

Mary(munching): k but we’re taking the chips

Adam: FINE!!

Billy: FINE!!! *blows raspberry*

Awkward silence

Adam: I love you.

Billy, Mary and Freddy: I love you too. (Leaves)

Superman: So wth was that. Who are those kids?

Adam: the bane of my existence, shall we fight now?

Superman: Ummm, sure???

[shazamfanteddy]

Misunderstandings jl with alternate version of Billy

So as a person who loves the misunderstandings trope soo much when it is use for comedic purposes

black Adam will be here too

here my idea!!!!

also inspired by @wonderjanga

Jl keeps on asking cap on who is this billy person is. And cap realizing he might need more help with other matters like missions, he decides to summon a Billy from an alternate universe to help him

but the Billy is well not in the best condition and is well dead it a ghost Billy still powerful and mighty but dead. Ghost Billy ask other Billy to live with him as he wants to protect the him(as he wasn’t able to protect himself) ghost Billy discovered he now has a family the shazamily to protect and they love him back so it a win win

When captain marvel introduces the jl to ghost Billy they were like. Oh god not only did

the jl thought and assume that not only did black Adam force captain marvel to have his children, force him to keep them and killed one of his kids(kid eternity) he killed billy

the shazamily is still 100% oblivious to what they had done to strengthen and worsen the

misunderstanding

and black Adam gets jumped by multiple heroes anti heroes and even villains that day

[wonderjanga]

Marvel Being a Terrible “Dad”

In the league’s point of view, Billy has to be a terrible dad… and if he’s not their dad… why is a grown ass man hanging around with these kids? So for peace of mind, they assume Jr. and Mary are his kids. I mean, they kinda look like him. Kinda. Like, I can already see a good portion of them not really liking that he’s letting Freddy and Mary fight bloodthirsty monsters and villains. But, even the heroes that don’t mind that have to take a minute to process Marvel congratulating Mary for going off and doing something extremely reckless:

*They all just watched as Mary flew into an alien spaceship to take it down from the inside out. They knew nothing about the ship, just that it was hostile.*

Mary: *Flies back down from the ship, covered in soot. Lands by Marvel.*

Superman: *Flies over to them* “That was extremely reck—”

Billy: *cuts off* “Mary, that was amazing!”

Superman: “Cap, that wasn’t amazing. It was extremely reckless! She could’ve gotten herself killed!” *gestures to Mary wildly.*

Billy: “But she didn’t!” *gives thumbs up* “Come on, let’s get victory ice cream.”

*The two fly off*

or

*All of them are talking about their kids, eating together at a little lunch table in the Watchtower’s cafeteria like middle schoolers*

Superman: “I wouldn’t let Jon fight any of my villains alone. Most of them, anyways.”

Billy: “Why? Is he not strong enough?”

Superman: “Well, I’m sure he is, but I don’t want him to get hurt, or traumatized. Being a hero can be harsh at times. He’s just a kid.”

Billy: “So? Just cause he’s a kid doesn’t mean that he can’t fight. Just let him.”

Superman: “What? I can’t just let him. How would you feel if Junior or Mary had to fight Black Adam on their own?”

Billy: *shrugs* “Depends. Are they gonna fight him individually or together?”

Batman: *Eating a bat shaped sandwich, made by Alfred* “Individually.”

Billy: “Oh, yeah. Sure. I could trust them to handle Adam alone. I don’t think they could incapacitate him though. A couple times, when I’ve been busy, they’ve held him off for me until I get there.”

Flash: “You just let two little kids (Freddy and Mary look like pre-teens) go out and fight Black Adam? The same Black Adam that destroyed like a quarter of Metropolis in a day?”

Billy: “When you put it like that, it sounds crazy.” *Eats spaghettios*

Green Lantern: “Dude, it is crazy.”

Billy: “Wha? No it’s not. Wondy, when’d you start training for being a whole Amazonian warrior princess?”

Wonder Woman: “When I started adolescence.” *Eats ice cream*

Billy: “Seeeee? It’s fine.”

Martian Manhunter: “How old exactly are Mary and Junior?” *Also eats ice cream*

Billy: “Mary’s eleven and Junior’s twelve, they’re close enough.”

*All except Marvel exchange slightly concerned glances*

or

*Marvel and Junior are bickering next to one of the windows of the Watchtower.*

Black Canary: *Minding her own business and walks past them.*

Billy: “How about I slam your head through this window so we can really see if you can breathe in space, huh?”

*Canary pauses, and wow. Junior didn’t even flinch. That’s actually crazy. The bickering just got worse. This really doesn’t look good from a licensed therapist’s point of view.*