#hector rants

[the-pearlismine]

The rightful captain of the Black Pearl.

Death was merely a temporary inconvenience.

Do not ask about the monkey.

Currently: charting the edges of the map.

Relationship: Married to (co)Captain Jack Sparrow

“Cruel? I’m a pirate. It’s what I do.”

[the-pearlismine]

You know, sitting and tending to hours of menial labor is not in my job description: but then I think about the rum.

It's all about the rum.

[the-pearlismine]

Coming out to me? Yeah, sure, I knew you were gay.

Coming out as an employee of the East India Trading Company? Gtfo of my house you hooligan.

[the-pearlismine]

List of songs I like:

The Less I Know the Better -Tame Impala

Rip Up My Heart -Rews

My Body isn't Ready -Sombr

Millie, Warm the Kettle -Rabbitology

ATTENTION -Joji

WASTE -BROCKHAMPTON

What Kind of Love -Childish Gambino

Square Hammer -Ghost

Dracula -Tame Impala

Hell & Consequences -Stone Sour

Through Glass -Stone Sour

Swing Life Away -Rise Against

Take the Reins -Tsunami Bomb

[the-pearlismine]

I know that two girls in their head wanted to know their star chsrt shit or whatever so I am really just writing it down for them.

Sun sign is Scorpio

Acendant in Cancer

Moon in Pisces

Don't fucking ask me what that means but there you go @winifred-meeks and @fables-tell-tales

[the-pearlismine]

I'm glad they figured out their finances and got a decent job.

Gotta say running errands for their Ben Drowned kin boss is ridiculous but I will deal.

Rum and my husband's ass.

It's all about Jack at the end of the day. My precious little rat bastard.