Hector Barbossa

Married to my Jack||DID Sys||Queer

[the-pearlismine]

The rightful captain of the Black Pearl.

Death was merely a temporary inconvenience.

Do not ask about the monkey.

Currently: charting the edges of the map.

Relationship: Married to (co)Captain Jack Sparrow

“Cruel? I’m a pirate. It’s what I do.”

[elventhespian]

Here's a bunch of dumb Pirates memes I've made over the years

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

Bonus

(same Davy...😏😌)

[srungpot]

Try'in

[srungpot]

The Black Pearl.

[lordbucketofthecaribbean]

12 year old me was low key so smart making my username potc related knowing I would never change it

[the-twelve-daggers]

Aaron McBride's rendering of the "costume decay" for scenes featuring the cursed Barbossa in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[teathattast]

[norondor]

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[the-pearlismine]

Coming out to me? Yeah, sure, I knew you were gay.

Coming out as an employee of the East India Trading Company? Gtfo of my house you hooligan.

[minecraftgifs]

[mamselle-xviii]

probably my best edit

[nothoughtsjustwritingandstuff]

kicking off the new year with THE GIRLS!!! THE GIRLSSSSSS!!!

[nothoughtsjustwritingandstuff]

I know I already reblogged this post like idk twenty minutes ago but I had to visualize it

[everythingispirates]

is anyone talking about this? does anyone care about this travesty of a relationship?