#heholy

[devoutcare-blog]

boops nose

          ‘’   nnh           c’mon bro. five more minutes. it’s the first day with the girls gone, y’know? that means no crying baby. and one very, very tired dad, dude.   ‘’

[sinistvrs-blog]

                 ‘  you’d  think  for  someone  who  comes  to  our  gatherings  he’d  have  a  little  more  respect . ‘ 

           deadpanned  timbre  is  LOW  &  SHARP ,  baby  blues  eerily  transfixed  on  a  certain  male  who  favors  smelling  like  WHISKEY  &  LEATHER  JACKETS  all  too  much . digits  busy  themselves  with  pouring  drinks  &  fixing  plates .  sure ,  she’s  far  too  kind  to  go  any  deeper  than  that  (  too  cautious .  ) BUT  IRE  IS  FLAMMABLE  WHEN  IT  COMES  TO  HER  BLOOD . 

     ‘  i  don’t  know  how  you  have  so  much  patience ,  father . you  know  he  thinks  ill  of  us ,  don’t  you  ?  ‘ 

@heholy

[sweetmanchego-blog]

hugo/jo LETS BE TRASH TOGETHER

- ̗̀ SHIP MEME // OPEN

Who asks the other on dates: Hugo maybe. Because Joseph is down and he looks absolutely miserable and hey man, come on, let’s do something tonight. It’s not!! DATES THO!! Haha no of course not wow you’re married that would be weird it’s uh…Budates! Buddy dates! Just two buds having dinner together, just guys being dudes, just two machos sharing stories over a nice chianti, that’s not cheating right haha oh m y godddDdd.

Who is the bigger cuddler: ….I’m no t sure… I know Hugo is a bit rusty on the showing affection spontaneously side of things. Cuddles and whatnot are premeditated things or absolutely necessary because someone is sad / insecure / whatever. So maybe Joseph is the bigger cuddler of the two actually!Who initiates holding hands more often: I can see Hugo reaching out to hold Joseph’s hands a lot. That’s how he gets his attention, how he comforts him, how he lets him know that he’s there for him. Sometimes he does it so instinctively, Hugo doesn’t even consider there might be consequences to being seen holding hands with the hot youth minister.Who remembers anniversaries: That would have to be Joseph man. Hugo can’t remember to put his glasses on sometimes and hE NEEDS THOSE TO SEE. You gotta be the responsible adult here Joseph, you just gotta.Who is more possessive: Hugo really isn’t the possessive type. He’s the I can hold a grudge until the day I day kind of guy but he wouldn’t ever, like, FORBID Joseph of doing anything or whatever. He sure as heck wouldn’t talk about it either tho haha, repRESS EVERYTHING, ALIGN CHAKRAS, EV E NTUALL Y IMPLODE.Who gets more jealous: Now that’S HUGO RIGHT THERE. He’s not the fun dad, go ask Ernest! There are plenty of other people who are funnier, handsomer more charismatic than him!!! Maybe Joseph will do like my ex-husband and 23-skidoo!! HAHA who’s that guy he’s talking too???? They’re laughing haha, I can’t beLIE V E THIS. I’M GONNA GO OVER THERE ANDoh it’s the pizza delivery guy.Who is more protective: Hugo?? Maybe?? If he sees Joseph being frail and sad he’s gonna protect him ‘til the end of days like, i don’t ev e n know if it’s a dad thing, or if it’s a good samaritan thing, but there’s just something within Hugo that goes oFF when he sees someone exposing their frailties, theY NEED TO BE PROTECTED!!!Who is more likely to cheat: ……………………………………… *slowly points @ joseph* lISTEN I’M BA S ING THIS ON WHAT I’VE SEEN MAN.Who initiates sexy times the most: I think that might also have to be Joseph. Because Hugo is OB L IVIOUS to most things. But if Joseph shows up with kisses and sweet words whispered to his ear, Hugo will pick up what he means really fast and reciprocate enthusiastically. Joseph plants the idea of sexy times, Hugo follows it and things escalate from sweet to bLASPHEMOUS.Who dislikes PDA the most: Wow idk. Hugo isn’t SHY per say but he’s really reserved about his private life … Idk how Joseph would feel about smooching in public. He LOOKS like he’d be more comfortable with it…Is smooching on a boat considered PDA?Who kills the spider: Joseph kills the spider. Hugo can’t kill things. Chokehold things? Yah. Kill? Nah.Who asks the the other to marry them: That would be Joseph. And Hugo would be very weird about it and avoid answering for the longest time possible because his last marriage was very intense, very passionate and all of a sudden it just ended and he’S TERRIFIED of investing so much on one per s o  n again.Who buys the other flowers or gifts: Equal amounts of gross pampering on both sides I think. Hugo is more of a book, cinema, tickets, cultural events guy while Joseph is more of a sweets, escapees, handmade presents. But they’re equally…………………ch e e s y.Who would bring up possibly having kids: Hugo loves kids! But then he’d look @ his kid…and then at Joseph’s unsettling kids …… and he’d probably. You know. Reconsider it.Who is more nervous to meet the parents: Joseph being the charmer he is would find it a piece of cake to meet the parents. Hugo on the other hand gets sweaty just imaging having to be in a room with white wealthy looking parents.Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: Hugo probably. He’d be the first to drop out of any argument so he’d probably just go “fine i’ll sleep on the couch screW THIS!”Who tries to make up first after arguments: I like to think Joseph. Because he’s a good minister. A cool good minister. He comes over with his religion and his education and his smoothness and meanwhile Hugo just peeks out from under the sheets covering him on the couch and goes “ i know u didn’t mean any of that but…can i just…go back to sleep?? i got classes tomorrow”Who tells the other they love them more often: Joseph? Hugo has a hard time verbalizing feelings … But he’d SHOW HIM he loved him as often as possible!! Through actions and gifts!! Does that count?

[vampiiredad-blog]

[text]: There’s a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street….

[ SMS ; JOSEPH ] Ah, yes. [ SMS ; JOSEPH ]I believe that’s either the new father, or...[ SMS ; JOSEPH ]No, I’m pretty sure that’s the new father.[ SMS ; JOSEPH ]How intriguing. [ SMS ; JOSEPH ]Do you think we could invite him to the barbecue?

[devoutcare-blog]

x   //    @heholy

        ‘’   buddy              ‘’   sorrow washes over form, eyes sliding from the empty pedestal to the man next to him. what do you see, craig? a family man. a man he can respect. a man who hears & sees more than he does in the terms of a god above. a friend, if he’d ever had one. someone he can chat to without fear of judgement. moving to maple bay had been a matter of finding himself, finding his way out. becoming friends with the others? a benefit he hadn’t been counting on. joseph was a kind soul. (   AND HE KNOWS HOW THAT KINDNESS CAN HIDE WORSENED BRUISES & SCARS.   ) yet, tone changes, a smile breaking across face. a soft chuckle, an exaltation of   ‘   ha !   ‘   before an arm is slung around the back of the pew, fingers dangling over the bibles behind them.   ‘’           the twins would love it, bro ! they have a game comin’ up soon. i’m the coach and all. i could totally let your kids be honourary flapjacks. what’d you say man? sound like a plan?   ‘’

[vinylseur-blog]

heholy replied

both of you, put 50 cents in the blasphemy jar

i’m a dad you can’t dad me, joseph

[ikncw-blog]

             In the shade of the bake sale tent, Chris’ eyes wandered off to something that wasn’t coated in sugar or an elderly woman. It was difficult but he managed to stare down a dead tree in the distance. He blocked out the world around him, even when church goers attempted to make conversation and his father awkwardly awaited a response that wasn’t going to come. Eventually Chris broke his silence by saying, “I feel like a cheap whore on the docks.”

@heholy

[hcisthatrag-blog]

❝ why’d you help me ? ❞

AMERICAN GODS EP. 4 MEME //  OPEN

His chest rose and fell as he glanced at the other man, dumbfounded. Both their clothes were still soaking wet and Robert’s years of chain smoking, alcohol and substance abuse always seemed to catch up to him whenever he indulged his HEROIC urges . . . Thankfully these were VERY rare. His arms shook slightly as he pushed himself off the ground onto a sitting position. He had seen Joseph’s clumsy ass falling off his yacht and decided to jump in and drag him to shore. At least that’s what he’d tell others if they were ever to ask. He wouldn’t mention how the blond man seemed to have leaped off his boat into the water. Robert wouldn’t mention how he just sort of stood there for a few seconds waiting for the guy to rise again only to be met with DEAD SILENCE. He wouldn’t mention how he had to perform the lousiest mouth to mouth performance ever seen due to his drunken state . . . He also wouldn’t mention Joseph’s disappointed tone when asking that question.    ❝  Not sure. ❞    Brown eyes lazily examined the other father from head to toe, scoffing.   ❝ Now that I take a good look at you, I figure I should’ve just let you DROWN. ❞   A dark eyebrow arched. Although there was no hint of a smile on Robert’s face, one could hear a distant hint of sarcastic humor lacing his words.   ❝  Khakis? Really? ❞