11. “you’re so tiny, baby” (Amalgam!verse)
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N/A: Again, Columbian is a master assassin here. Tone down the short jokes Ryder.
People have a fascination with heights that it will remain a mystery to one certain humorist whose body always ended up in the typical short jokes and can´t see the point of those plays as she´s hyper-aware of her own height.
People on her set often make a quip or two about her being short, but, no one is more aggravating than Kurt Ryder who seems to realize that Kitty Pryde, his beloved girlfriend, is too tiny to reach the second shelve of anything.
"Baby, you´re so tiny" Kurt speaks with an adoring tone as Kitty sighs and gives up taking whatever she was interested in the second shelve and before Kurt Ryder could say anything (maybe even be smug about with his offer to get what she wants on the second shelve) Kitty swiftly kick his elbow (not hard enough to cause any damage) causing the man to lose his balance and Kitty catch him as she held his right hand.
"Kurt, I can kick your ass in less than 2 seconds"
"I know and I love you so much"
The short jokes are still being made by Kurt but to a less degree. And things that Kitty need are never again put on the second shelve.