#helenie

[blackberreh-art]

Melanie is doing her best to avoid eye contact

[sunflowerarrtt]

commission for @floralfawnz :P

[eeveeights]

sometimes i miss my queens.... (redraw)

[thediistortiion]

i love fics that write The Distortion genuinely not knowing How to Human and getting something egregiously incorrect.

i don't mean appearance-wise, i mean silly mistakes. trying to wipe up a spill with printer paper because it misunderstood what a paper towel is. calling an animal by the wrong name.

describing emotions in a door/hallway metaphor. ("hallway full of bees" sorry, did you mean butterflies? distortion, you are experiencing butterflies.)

it was literally a door it doesn't know this shit!

i think it has some memories attached to "who" it is, thus why it can tell michael shelley's story, but little details like this? the nuance of the human experience? lost on it. too busy hating being even remotely like a who to stop and attempt to model after them properly.

this makes it mildly offputting and that's the goal so it's content <3

also @ distortion shippers this entity does not know how to kiss. gerry/jon/melanie/whoever else is gonna have to teach it how because it will just stand there, eyes open and everything, being a door.

[watermelon-jollyranchers]

hi will uou drawww . helen distortion ..... thanktou

oops my hand slipped this is a helanie post now sorry anon

[sarosdraws]

repost with different background and better sizing but also its blurry because my tablet hates me

[ash-spirals]

Tma sapphic ships are like;

Parasitic worm lady, literally made of a thousand tiny worms x a doll who skins people and wears their skins as a flesh suit

very angry slightly emo woman x the podcaster who cannot feel fear

corrupt ex police officer who may be slowly turning into a dog and got stuffed into a coffin x less corrupt ex police officer who got accused of sleeping with the protagonist at least once instead of what they were actually doing (illegal shit)

Very angry slightly emo woman x a very colourful entity of insanity and deception

And you know what I’m fully here for it <3 I love this hell-podcast

[angelspiritss]

list of s4 helanie headcanons cause they've consumed my every waking thought

- they're the most confusing queerplatonic relationship anyone has ever seen. when asked if they're together, melanie would just shrug and helen would come up with some odd remark that doesn't actually make any sense

- melanie describes kissing helen as "kissing the inside of an old tv screen, but the tv tastes like fruit and also feels like it's constantly moving". helen describes kissing melanie as "human and boring, in the best way"

- the only people who know about them are basira and elias. melanie had to pay basira to get her to not snitch on her to anyone, especially jon

- sometimes melanie will just go into the corridors to take a nap and helen will lay with her and act as a blanket

- occasionally helen presents herself as a human and they'll go on quiet dates to coffee shops or bookstores

and a cute s5 headcanon that I think about a lot:

helen had known about melanies crush on georgie, and the last time melanie saw her, helen was the one to convince melanie to confess her feelings to georgie. so we have helen to blame for wtgfs