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|| tma blog || one a them shelleyfellas. michael enjoyer. helen enjoyer. distortion enjoyer. archivist + distortion kinnie. || currently: thinking very hard about the archivist ||

[thediistortiion]

Hi! I'm Scrib and this is my tma/tmagp sideblog. I ramble and post art, thoughts, fics, etc.

BEFORE YOU CONTINUE!!

First of all, this blog is 18+

Secondly, this disclaimer won't apply to most of the content here but I feel it's my responsibility to state that this blog may occasionally contain themes and exploration of unhealthy relationships.

This is not an endorsement.

Censoring dynamics like this with extreme prejudice damages media literacy and fandom culture as a whole. I will rarely, if ever, entertain any discourse about this.

Nearly everyone in TMA is morally grey and mcfucked by the narrative, ergo no ship from it is completely healthy, including jonmartin.

Please be kind to yourself and blacklist tags you do not want to see or block me if you are made uncomfortable! I can also tag things as requested.

That being said, welcome!

[baleful-meat-worm]

they will be boiled

[baleful-meat-worm]

can anyone hear me.

it needs to do the face rest thing like a nervous dog. i dont even like them i dont they make me angry grr grr

[thediistortiion]

happy new year! time is not real and death comes for us all! number go up!

[open-the-fucking-door]

[jethroq]

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

[5-5-onperiodictable]

- Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London

[41protons]

Wet the drys, dry the wets, pour spaghetti down the throat of delusion

Based on this:

[41protons]

Excuse me! *steals your sense of direction*

Colored version

[thediistortiion]

"i want you to understand, even if it does go against my nature"

oh distortion... you could just kill him but instead you gotta tell him michael shelley's silly little story first

kinda fruity of you, door

[jakeabelsnumber1fanacc2]

Michaels story is its bible dont be mean!!

[thediistortiion]

reading your whole fully annotated spiral entity bible to someone who is eagerly listening for his life does not escape my definition of gay subtext

[rookenby]

Sometimes I think about how two of the most popular TMA characters are just the same door.

[h5artgr3yzz]

Idk Michael if you tore my 'who' from my 'what' I think I'd like it

[toothflowers]

Coming out as having not one Incredibly Niche Michael Rairpair, but TWO :-) (I THINK THEY HAVE AN INTERESTING DYNAMIC OKAY SUE ME)

Anyway this is my official petition for their fun ship name to be Eyestrain, thank you for considering my proposal

(Lyrics from I Don't Feel Like Dancing by Sissor Sisters)

Spooky Michael face alt:

[loony-ludy]

Finished my MagnusForGaza commission for @swampknife !

Unfortunately the event is over now, but if you’re still interested in donating @magnusforgaza has a list of people still taking commissions for donations!

Undistorted version under the cut since I really couldn’t decide which was better

[red-velvet-0w0-deactivated20250]

If TMA were to ever get a tv show adaptation, my ONE requirement is that even though everything else is live action, Michael Distortion is entirely animated, and is animted by a completely different person in every shot, in a completely different art style and even different mediums.

Helen, on the other hand, must be done by different people too, however each artist must do their absolute best to match each others styles, so that the chages are so subtle you can almost imagine they arent really there

[magpod-confessions]

I don’t really get the argument that people shouldn’t ship jonelias because “it’s toxic.” Like yeah. That’s what makes it fun. Do other people actually ship characters because they think it would be a good or positive relationship? To me, shipping is more just about wanting two (or more) characters to interact more because they have an entertaining dynamic (or the potential for one). Do i think Jon and Jonah should get together? Fuck no. But I do want to see what would happen if they did it anyways. Maybe this is just my aromanticism talking, because I don’t really see romance as something desirable, so whether or not a fictional relationship is something desirable is completely irrelevant to me (because from my perspective, no romantic relationship is desirable). Like I’m not trying to live vicariously through this toxic old man and Jon “Shit Luck” Sims. I just want to see exactly how everything would crash and burn if they decided to give making out with each other a try.

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[fawnocula5]

Reblog if you're AAAAH

Autistic ADHD Asexual Absolutely exhausted Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading

[ultramarinaa]

Remember to hug your assistant today