#jondistortion

[lokorum]

jon needs a door and i need a fucking break from this weather uhhh

music from the..floor?? ♪┏(・o･)┛♪

[thediistortiion]

i love fics that write The Distortion genuinely not knowing How to Human and getting something egregiously incorrect.

i don't mean appearance-wise, i mean silly mistakes. trying to wipe up a spill with printer paper because it misunderstood what a paper towel is. calling an animal by the wrong name.

describing emotions in a door/hallway metaphor. ("hallway full of bees" sorry, did you mean butterflies? distortion, you are experiencing butterflies.)

it was literally a door it doesn't know this shit!

i think it has some memories attached to "who" it is, thus why it can tell michael shelley's story, but little details like this? the nuance of the human experience? lost on it. too busy hating being even remotely like a who to stop and attempt to model after them properly.

this makes it mildly offputting and that's the goal so it's content <3

also @ distortion shippers this entity does not know how to kiss. gerry/jon/melanie/whoever else is gonna have to teach it how because it will just stand there, eyes open and everything, being a door.

[eidolode]

[starspeckedsys]

tma fans come get yall jmart I’m shipping them with a concept

[histrionicscribbler]

got ur ass, fuckhands

[thecozycryptid]

Here it is folks, the intro to my take on a Michael Survives AU - special thanks to the ‘jondistortion time’ discord for inspiring me with many headcanons and suggestions for this au! 

Read the rest here: Part 2 | Part 3

Please reblog if you want to see this continued! <3

[gayforbones]

jon can have as many boyfriends as i see fit 

(sorry to jontim for not fitting in the format)

[dishesoap]

jon and helen

(id: a rough inked sketch of jon and helen from the magnus archives. the two are placed in front of a door, and at many points its hard to tell them apart. jon is a thin person with curly hair and instead of a face has eyes in a V shape extending out to a halo of eyes, and he is holding up a cassette in one hand surrounded by eyes, and his other wrist is clutched by a long fingered hand. he wears a tie, and a robe draped around one shoulder. helen is a mess of arms and legs curled around jon, oddly proportioned, and her head is a stretched profile smiling, a hand extending out instead of hair. there are hints of wings with eyes instead of feathers in places. end id.)