Aug 8, 2018
Helisexual patches now in! https://milspecmonkey.com/store/patches/922-helisexual.html
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Helisexual patches now in! https://milspecmonkey.com/store/patches/922-helisexual.html
Since the people demanded it: A10 sexual, for those who just aren't quite helisexual https://milspecmonkey.com/store/patches/924-a10sexual.html
In this image you should be able to see a very rare pepe... that is if your a white, sis-gender male...
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
MrCowHead