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I swear I’m not dead.

pusheen

hashtagpll

me when i’m home alone and hear a noise

#this may or may not be true

staraptor

get a load of this beautiful and extremely rare yellow cardinal that’s been spotted in alabama ! its gorgeous! its got a mutation that makes its feathers yellow rather than the standard vibrant red. there’s an article about it [here] & a video of it in action [here]. stunning pictures taken by jeremy black photography!

lifesuxvx-deactivated20200721

veinitas

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

lurknomoar-deactivated20151109

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

quizzicalqueek

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

lurknomoar-deactivated20151109

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

littlegaywitch

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

sindri42

https://xkcd.com/231/

wind-voice

ACCURATE.

warandpeas

We say Goodbye to 2017. We say Goodbye to a good year. Here’s our Top 10.

Thanks for reading everybody. It’s a pleasure to make these silly comics and to receive all the crazy love. See you next year!

mikeneedsadrink-deactivated2020

An action movie where the sound is modified according to how much hearing damage the main character would have sustained.

At first the sound is normal, the protagonist hears the goons’ footsteps as they sneak in. The first gunfight is loud AF, you fear for your home speakers.

A low ringing sound is now on the soundtrack constantly. Later gunfights don’t seem as bad but some of the dialogue seems weird, almost misheard.

Eventually the main villain gives their “I’m evil” speech but it all sounds muted and lost in the perpetual ringing. Simultaneously the protagonist and viewer shout “What?!”.

The last gunfight doesn’t sound very loud but the music during the credits is indistinguishable from THAT DAMN RINGING.

theweirdwideweb

I swear I'm still around, I just lurk more and care about Tumblr less.

liberal-scum

DO NOT USE RESISTBOT ANYMOES

The FCC is actively ignoring all emails and calls from bots; you have to either email or call them yourself for your efforts to matter!

ser0quel

the resistbot twitter has debunked this rumor!!

this isnt true, and resistbot is used to contact your reps not the fcc. i’ve gotten replies from my reps after using resistbot as well. do not spread false information !!

becausedragonage

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thatadhdfeel

this post is making rounds on my dash so i’m reblogging the debunked version here too since there’s a lot of followers on this blog

#signal boost #reblog

hipstered

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

fasfasfsaaaaaaaa

hi… ever heard of… bpd…?

erniebilko

hi… ever heard of… not excusing your own abusive behaviors on account of mental illness…?

fagintherye-deactivated20200615

and if you can’t handle having BPD and dating people, maybe… take some time off dating to work out positive coping strategies and then go back to it? no reason why another person should be harmed because you can’t cope