#hell nah!

[shark-sun]

People are aging Boo up just so they can justify shipping her with one of the other characters?

If it’s with Rex, I don’t care since her and Rex are both toddlers. But anyone is just…no 😀

[astaroth1357]

This blog has been very Solomon and Satan focused as of late. Just a reminder:

I do constantly think of pushing Levi's bangs up and giving him a quick kiss on the forehead. Imagining his entire being completely malfunctioning at even chaste affection brings just so much joy to my daydreams. 😊

[queen-of-love-and-beauty]

Remember that Ulta package I thought was stolen? It looks like Ulta is just shady af and does this a lot. I googled it and other people have had the same issue. They keep telling me to wait “3 business days” and that weekends don’t count but I see Lasership, the company they use to mail stuff out, driving around my area on Saturdays.

So now I have to email them back on Tuesday and someone is definitely getting chewed up. 🙄

[queen-of-love-and-beauty]

The Doctor: *comes on screen*

Me: BYE BITCHES!

[morphoportis]

So I guess I have to get off of tumblr for now until I’ve seen The Last Jedi.

I just can’t deal with spoilers. 😂

[olvon]

fyi I forgot what cauliflower was called and ended up googling ‘white broccoli’ in my desperation. it is 2 am

[cancermoonsasuke]

American horror story: “These events are based on a true story” Me:

[ashbrie2]

Start learning massage and suddenly everyone's your friend 😂 Suck it soggy bread rolls, you had your chance!