morning crew road-trip head canons weee
they’re all terrifying drivers, but in different ways
Fit doesn’t believe in turn signals, or the speed limit.
Riding with tubbo driving is like riding a roller coaster, sharp turns, going 90 over, you’re screaming, he’s screaming, everyone’s screaming
pac would either be a nervous driver or would pull the craziest shit for fun. Like “what would happen if I put the car in neutral and we see how long we can go before I put it back in drive?”
Tubbo would 100% sprawl out dramatically across the backseat while saying “you two better not be kissing up there” and “leave room for Jesus”
They’d play Slugbug, which is just an excuse to absolutely beat the shit out of each other while they’re driving
They’d also take turns on the aux cord but once fit gets it all pac has to do is very politely ask him for it and he instantly breaks
The snacks would be elite, all of them would be able to find the oddest and best road-trip snacks available and bring them.
Windows would be kept down at all times, even if it’s fucking freezing outside.
Tubbo would be on direction duty, but he constantly ignores the gps and tells whoevers driving to go different routes because they’re faster, ending up with them driving down horror movie ass roads and or getting stuck
