#hell yeah anon

[mwahbabe]

If there was like an alternative universe where max and rachel were the childhood best friends i would imagine their dynamic to be like jennifer and needy from jennifers body

yesss i agree 100% lis devs are evil for not giving us amberfield🫪

[bigbossterone]

some days when i struggle to do my t shots i imagine revolver ocelot using access to my t as a way to psychologically torture me and as a reward for doing whatever he told me to do. conditioning, using it as a carrot and stick. oddly enough it helps.

sometimes i pair the "doing whatever he told me to do" part with a chore or job i was putting off. sometimes i pair it with fun stuff like researching anatomy or psychology or compartment syndrome or prion diseases, the stuff i have to know for my field and that i enjoy learning about. sometimes i pair it with annoying things that i have to do to seem like a functioning member of society, like attending social functions successfully, and it becomes another way to cope with my neurology by pretending to be a spy/cav scout.

also its hot. i will be a man. and i will be made into a useful man.

when i was younger, i really imprinted on the snakes and revolver ocelot. little gay me watched solid snake (and later naked snake) get electrocuted and learned a lot about himself, responsible for my type being evil blonde men. bonus of t making me look like a snake clone.

I love all of this so much - sometimes I call my t shots my "Big Boss serum", like the shit they gave Captain America but it makes me look like BB instead. He's been a very important character to me since I was a teenager in many different respects.

Channeling a favorite character has been a very silly but very effective coping mechanism for navigating difficult situations. If my job has me dying in the heat in the middle of a swamp I'm on Operation Snake Eater. If I'm sparring a guy twice my size I'm fighting Volgin. If I'm struggling in a social setting due to my autism that's just canonical Big Boss behavior. I practically live by that one tumblr post about Naruto getting you to brush your teeth.

[punkshort]

When we say that we want men to be protectors what we mean is we want Joel Miller gently cradling our heads while he rams us into the headboard 🤣🥵

Context

[stebbinsfucks]

billy little spoon propaganda

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[transformersconfessions]

The first JP Doujin I got was a Megatron/Isaac, where they live together post a redemption and are Dads to Sari. Found it again in an old USB, don't regret it one bit, underrated ship fr.

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[sincerely-nines]

ranchers yuri. you agree

ofc i agree

the girlfriends :)

[aresteal]

i feel so fondly for this goddamn humidifier its kind of ridiculous. my most strongly personified possession is my humidifier

im so glad you came to me for this. holds your hand. im really happy for you and your humidifier truly 💞 no such thing as ridiculous here... ive been crushing on fictional cities as usual recently

[doc-art]

went on a massive reblog spree of all your gators because there isnt enough fat gator tits art. putting my face between the huge sweaty boobs of all your gators and motorboating them so fiercely. thank you for your service