1. Color blind. Due to his irises (and like, entire eye) being yellow, I think he'd see in a yellow/orange tint.
2. Despite hating the B.P.R.D. he takes his missions pretty seriously. He likes to prep ahead of time and maybe do a little research on said entity he's hunting.
3. Surprisingly well kept. Really on top of his hygiene and grooming, almost annoyingly so. Like the guy cannot leave his goatee or sideburns alone.
4. Used to have a terrible lisp as a kid, he grew out of it though.
5. Has ADHD. Is this just me projecting?? Maybe....
6. Really cageie over people going into his room. He has a degree of organization in there and REALLy doesn't like when people mess with his stuff.
7. His shoes look the way they do because it allows for natural wear of his hooves so they don't overgrow.
8. LOVES physical affection. Hugs, pats and general physical touch are a must from almost anyone close to him.
I'm sure i have more but I can't think of them all rn.. maybe I'll update this every blue moon
Happy birthday! Ok so correct me if I'm wrong but you write for hellboy right? If so, could you please do 2008 hellboy smut. Like maybe some jealous rooftop sex with a plus size s/o? (If not you can totally ignore this!)
Yes yes yes
Just watched the first movie last night cause it's on Netflix and I am ready for this
Jealous Fuck
Hellboy x Fem!Plus-sized!Reader
Warnings: fingering, jealously, jealous fuck, dirty talk, praise, p in v, no condom (please wrap before you tap), semi public sex, spelling mistakes,
"Who was he?" Hellboy shrugs, trying and failing to hide his annoyance and jealously.
"Hb..." You sigh, pulling your coat tighter around your form.
"You guys seemed pretty close," He continued, a hand on his hip.
"He was a new agent, HB, I was just showing him around town, it wasn't anything to be jealous of," your hair blows widely in the late October wind.
He sighs, looking at the gravel floor on the buildings roof. "You promise?"
You walk up to him, taking both his hands in yours, your thumb brushing over his knuckles. "I promise. It was just friendly. I only have eyes for you, baby,"
You could tell he wanted to believe you, but some insecure part of his gut wouldn't let it go.
"It's friendly 'Cause you're all mine right?"
Letting go of his stone hand, you cup his cheek, turning him to meet your eyes.
"I'm all yours, Red,"
Something flashes in his eyes, you've seen it before and it makes your face flush. He lunges, pressing his lips to yours. Slanting his lips he steals the breath from your lungs and makes you moan against his lips.
His stone hand reaches around to grope your thick ass, his human one tangling in your hair.
You squeeze his biceps, feeling heat pool between your thighs. "Let's go back to HQ, baby," You whisper against his lips.
"No time," He pulls away, tugging your hair back, making you tip your head up, exposing your throat. "I'm gonna fuck you right here, right now,"
You moan, his mouth sucking deep dark bruises onto your neck, a clear marking as his.
He pushes you to the roof ledge, spinning you around and bending you over the wall.
"Red..." You whisper, becoming bashful.
Hb tugs at your leggings, ripping them down your legs and pooling them at your boots. The cold spread goosebumps across your skin.
Your eyes flicker all around the empty streets and alleyways around you. You thank God it was the middle of the night and not day.
He dips his fingers into your folds, and you buck and moan, rolling your hips.
"So wet, baby," He parts them, moving his fingers around and coating them in your wetness.
He bends down, kissing at your ass cheek, he sucks a hickey into you skin then bites. Hard.
You yelp, but it turns into a moan as he plunges a finger into your sopping depths. You bite your jacket sleeve to keep quiet, only allowing harsh breaths and grunts.
His slips a second finger in, moving them fast, the sound of your slick filling the silent air.
"Red baby, I need you," You moan, looking at him over your shoulder.
"We gotta wait, hot stuff," He pulls his hand from your pussy and smacks your ass, making you yelp loudly. "You're not stretched enough for my big dick,"
"I am," You moan, face bright red.
"You think?" He slips three fingers inside you, stretching and pulling at your tight entrance. "You can barely take three fingers baby,"
"I can take it," reaching down, you rub and circle your clit, knowing it drives him wild to see you doing it.
Your pussy relaxes, allowing his three thick fingers to move easily in and out of you.
"Huh, you were right, baby," He removes his hand, licking them clean. "Let's see if my cock can fit too,"
You hear his zipper and belt, it sends an entirely unholy shiver down your spine. His hands grab your waist, his cock poking your folds.
"You ready?"
"Please," He slowly pushes himself in, not wanting to hurt you. But he didn't have to worry about that, because of how wet you were, he slipped in halfway without any trouble.
"Look at that, baby," He cooed. "Halfway without any trouble. That's my good girl,"
Your toes curled in your boots, you set your forehead on your arm, trying with all your might to not move.
With slow movements he slips inside to the hilt, moaning with you. He pulls out them slams forward.
You can't contain your moans, mouth hanging out and the sounds echoing across the quiet neighborhood.
"That's it baby," hb groans behind you.
"Fuck, you're so big," You moan, pushing your ass back to meet him thrust for thrust.
"Yeah, big and thick but you take it like a fucking champ, don't you baby? Yeah, cause that's what good girls do,"
You moan louder, reaching your hand back to play with your clit. The band in your stomach pulling tighter and tighter.
"Say you're mine," He growls, thrusting harder.
"I'm yours! I'm all yours baby!" You shout, cumming around his thick cock, bucking and moaning against him. You're thankful the brick wall was there to hold you up.
"Say. It. Again." He spanks and thrusts his words, making you skin bloom red.
"I'm yours, Hellboy! I'm all yours!"
"That's it, good fucking girl," He pants, thrusting harder and more erratically, nearing his end.
With a roar he fills your pussy with his hot cum, there's too much and it spills from your sore hole.
You whimper and pant together, calming your breaths. "Fuck, Hb,"
He laughs softly, leaning down and kissing up your clothed spine, pressing his lips to your ear. "You're mine, and I'm yours. And nothing is ever going to change that,"
Hi! I'd like to request a headcanon of HB supposedly thinking the new recruit's lively and optimistic disposition is annoying but accidentally realizes he's actually crushing on her, thanks a lot <3 love your writing btw
Hellboy x New Recruit Headcannon
Hiya, thanks for the request! I'm sorry it took me awhile to get around to answering, life has been busy. Anyways, hope you enjoy!
-The way the new recruit was always so painfully optimistic and lively really bothered Hellboy for some reason
-From years of fighting monsters and unholy creatures, Hellboy was quite the opposite of an optimist, so to work side by side with the new recruit was a much different atmosphere than he was used to
- Hellboy wasn't sure exactly what he felt, but it was something he had never felt before
-Unsure of what he felt, he just wrote it off as annoyance
-However, whenever the new recruit laughed or smiled he couldn't stop staring at them for some reason. And their features were nice to look at.
-One day Abe was talking with Hellboy in the library and Hellboy brought up the subject of the new recruit, asking Abe for his opinion on them
- "Hey Abe, y'know that new recruit? That one with the really nice smile, bright eyes, and hypnotic features? How do you feel about them?"
-Abe just stared at him until he finally said "You have it bad, my friend"
-"Huh??" This confuses the heck out of Hellboy
-Then all of a sudden the new recruit comes into the library looking for a book
-Hellboy's eyes are immediately on them, following their every move
-Why is his heart beating so fast all of a sudden? And why are his palms all sweaty? Must be something he ate.
-"Why don't you just go talk to them? Your feelings for them are quite obvious." Abe whispered to Hellboy.
- Feelings? Did Abe think he was in love with the new recruit? Pshh, that's totally not true. Not at all. No way.
-Hellboy was definitely in love with the new recruit and realization hit him like a bus
-Not long after realizing what his feelings really meant, he started talking to the new recruit more and his feelings for them grew bigger and bigger until he finally asked them out 💕
Hellboy characters reaction to making their s/o upset after an argument
Hellboy
Hellboy has a temper. If you’re yelling at him he will quickly get very mad whether he’s in the right or wrong. Sadly his temper is what escalates most arguments
Usually it takes him a couple of hours to calm down during this time he’s most likely to snap at you if you try to make contact with him
It’s positively terrifying when he starts arguing he looks ready to kill and he comes out with all sorts of offence he doesn’t mean in the heat of it all. You usually slink off into a corner and try not to cry as the verbal assault carries on
Afterwards though he feels awful about how he acted and vows to try his hardest not to do it again. He’ll talk to liz or Abe on how to make it up to you but he really does pray that you won’t ever leave him, he loves you more than he’d admit
When he sees the tear tracks on your face and the mess in your room he feels his heart break a little and immediately takes you into his arms whispering I’m sorry into your hair
Too tired to speak you nuzzle deeper into his chest and just sleep. Even if you forgive him expect a few gifts or notes the next morning, the whole thing often resolves in a few days
Abe
It is quite difficult to get mad at Abe mostly because he always apologises when he’s done something that he knows has upset you however some incidences slip through the gaps and don’t get resolved
You can get very angry sometimes screaming and crying at Abe which does worry him a lot also why he doesn’t really argue back
It normally takes an hour or so to calm down if it’s a full on fight, he’ll swim around his tank thinking about how to make it up to you and where he should have been calmer and not risen his voice. This boy worries an awful lot
It does get scary when Abe gets mad because it happened so rarely, almost never, but the look of fear and pain in your eyes is enough to snap him out of it
You don’t really cry, just sit there looking blank half the time you don’t even notice he walked in until he takes your hand in his and reads your emotions. He’s horrified at how much he hurt you and will start panicking he loves you more than words can say, your pain is his pain
He’ll clutch you tight throughout the night not sleeping at all. Most is forgiven in the morning when he gets up to make you breakfast pressing a kiss to your head. A lazy day in bed is in order
Nuada
Like Hellboy, Nuada will flare up very quickly though instead of yelling he’ll usually say one crushing thing to make you quiet and then he’ll ignore you. It’s fairly difficult to stay mad at Nuada because below his cold exterior is a very soft heart
It can take anywhere from two days to a little over a week for him to fully calm down. He’ll ignore any contact with you refusing to look at you
You are absolutely crushed all you can think about is the thing he said. Nuala talks to you saying he didn’t mean it but you can’t stop thinking that maybe he did
Nuada feels dreadful he can see through his sister how you are and it’s never great, he definitely over works himself by training to distract himself. You on the other hand do nothing barely getting by without Nuada
When he finally sees you crying and looking ultimately defeated he just doesn’t have it in him anymore
He drops whatever he is doing and just sits down alone with you occasionally saying sweet nothings into your ear later to deny it ever happened. Over the next week he’ll pay a lot of attention to you
This will not leave my brain so now you have to deal with it :)
Abe Sapien x Fem!reader
Falling Books
Warnings: SMUT, minors DNI, spelling mistakes, p in v sex,
The bookcase groaned with another hard thrust, Abes thighs smacking against your own.
You moan, broken and loud against his shoulder, arms wrapped around his neck, clawing at his scales for purchase. Your legs bouncing, hooked around his hips.
His hands each grab an ass cheek, holding you up like you weight nothing, keeping you at the perfect height for him to thrust.
Dress yanked up your hips, underwear pulled to the side, his tight swim shorts pooling at his ankles.
The wood of the bookcase shelves press into your shoulder blades and lower back, but you can't find a reason to care when he's pounding you so thoroughly.
Sharp, powerful, thrusts, bouncing you against the wall, knocking the air from your lungs.
Sweat drips from your face, down your neck, and disappearing down your cleavage.
Abe pushes you back into the shelf, kissing your neck, licking and sucking bruises into your skin.
"Abe," You pant, rolling your hips against him. Pulling your legs tighter against him, locking your ankles together to keep him close.
With a deep inhale, he presses his forehead to yours, not stopping his thrusts.
"Yes, my love?" He moans, big eyes searching yours.
Your voice catches in your throat, his eyes so full of love and admiration, looking at you like you were the most precious thing in this world.
Splaying your hands on his bare shoulders, you repeat the phrase over and over in your head.
Harder, please.
He nods, fingers gripping into the meat of your ass, pulling out to his tip. He waits a beat, then slams forward.
Bending and snapping his hips, he reaches a spot inside you that makes stars explode behind your eyes.
The shelves groan with your weight, books falling and clattering to the floor.
Some song is playing out from the speakers, you're not sure what it is. It could have been playing on repeat for all you knew. But it did its purpose so you couldn't complain.
Concealing your moans, groans, grunts and now the sound of the shelves banging against the wall and books thumping to the floor.
Pleasure rushed up your spine, making your chest and neck flush, a band building in your lower stomach.
With one strong hand, he holds you up, but the other snakes down to rub at your clit.
You moan and buck, cupping his face and kissing him hard, teeth clashing together.
"Don't stop, don't stop," You chant, eyes rolling into the back of your head. His name falls from your lips like a prayer.
The band builds and builds, Abes hips thrusting erratically, tumbling both of you toward you release.
"Abe!" You scream, body gushing around him, fluttering, clenching and gripping him like a vise.
He moans, pressing his lips to your neck, panting into the skin. He shouts your name, thrusting as far as he could, unloading himself in your welcoming body.
His hand leaves your clit, reaching past your body and hitting the shelves by your side.
His legs shake, thighs and hips twitching.
The shelf under his hand snaps, the wood cracking and sending a berage of books to the floor.
But Abe doesn't move, the books piling at his feet.
"That's gonna be tough to explain," You pant with a soft laugh.
"It's my library," He kisses your neck. "What is anyone going to say?" You both laugh.
He pulls back, sweaty, hot, and shaking with you in his arms. He kisses you, firm and loving and happy.
Headcanons for Hellboy and Abe with touch starved s/o?
Yes
Touch Starved S/O
Hellboy ❤️🔥
This boy LOVES physical attention and love, so he has no problems with anything
You wanna hold hands walking down the hallway? Done! You put your hand on his thigh during dinner? Absolutely! You wanna snuggle every night and fall asleep in his arms? Hell yes!
His favorite thing to do is fidget and play with your fingers. They're so small and cute to him, and he loves the fact that you want to hold his hand.
He'll understand if you're not into PDA, it'll be a struggle at first, but he wants you happy above all else so he makes it work.
He'll arrange more time for the two of you if that's the case, coming home from missions a little earlier, staying in bed later, whatever. So long as he gets to snuggle you, he's good.
Abe 💦
Not into PDA but adores physical touch.
I feel like his scales are super sensitive and any gentle touch or caress from you will bring this boy to his knees.
Especially around his gills and fins, and the webbing between his fingers.
(his favorite is when you come up to him, give him a firm kiss and run your nails up his sides and across his underarm fins) he looses it everytime.
He doesn't really like beds, so you guys don't snuggle all that often. But if you join him in his tank or at the B.P.R.D community pool you will not leave his arms.
He likes reading to you as well, maybe your sitting cuddled up on one of the library couches and just reading to each other
(Here's a little secret - he wants you to put your hand on his leg during dinners, it makes him feel special)
He's willing to hold hands in the hallways or during a meeting, but will not do anything more than a sweet peck if people are around.
He thinks that's personal between you two and it's none of their business.
Hell Boy with a S/O who is allergic to cats but still loves them and he only finds out after they start sneezing. He looks at them and they are like: "Oh, yeah, I'm allergic to cats..." while stroking one of the MANY cats they are surrounded by 😃 They end up taking pills in order to be able to hang out with Red without dying because of their allergy, dw
This is funny
Hellboy x Gn!reader
Worth the Pain
Word Count: 730
Warnings: cat allergies 😔, spelling mistakes, established relationship, idiots in love, KITTENS, 1 swear word,
Summary: Hellboy discovers you’re allergic to cats
It was a late night, far later than either of you would’ve liked. It was a long rainy day and you were both glad to be freshly showered and tucked into bed.
You called the cats onto the bed, smiling as they took spots all along your sides and on your lap.
"Hewwo babies," You coo, rubbing ones belly and scratching another's chin.
"Alright, make room," Hellboy smiled seeing you all wrapped up in blankets and kittens. Carefully pulling back his side of the sheets he slipped under, smiling as some of the kittens nuzzled his chin and hands.
You lifted a small orange baby, kissing its cheek loudly, rubbing its belly and cooing at it. "Is this baby new?"
"Yeah, found the poor thing by an old dumpster," He reached his hand out, rubbing its chin: it purred loudly.
"He's a sweetheart," You smile, kissing his cheek again. You place him down on Red's chest, then lean away, sneezing loudly.
"Bless you,"
"Thanks-" You start, but get interrupted by another sneeze. Then another right after that.
"Did you catch a cold outside?" Red raised a brow, still petting the orange kitten.
"No, it's my allergies," You sniffle, wiping your nose with your sleeve, rubbing a tabby kittens belly.
"Oh yeah, I've been gettin' 'em too lately, especially with the seasons changing," He murmured, scooting down in bed, laying down fully with three kittens on his chest.
"No, not seasonal allergies, like my actual allergies," You pick up the tabby, pulling her to rest in your lap, despite the major death glare and airplane ears she was purring.
"What allergies?"
"Hmm?" You glance down at him, shrugging. "I'm allergic to cats,"
You'd never seen him move so fast, he was up in seconds, showing away all the cats and moving all the blankets.
“It’s not that big of a deal!” You laugh watching Hellboy rush around the room.
“It is a big deal!” He comes up to your shared bed, moving the blankets you were under, making all the cats meow and move from their spots. “C’mon, up up,”
“Don’t make them leave, Red,” You pout, watching all the kittens jump down from the bed. Before a little gray tabby could, you grabbed him under his arms, pulling him close to your chest.
“Stop that!”
You shook your head, pressing a kiss between the kittens ears.
“You’re allergic!” Kneeling on the bed, he reaches over and gently plucks the kitten out of your arms, holding it to his chest.
"It's fine, Red," You protest, crossing your arms, watching him as he steps off the bed and places the kitten across the room on the couch.
"It's not fine, your arms are getting red!" He points to your now itchy arm, not that you would admit that to him.
"I have pills I can take so, I'm okay-"
"Where are they?" He's panting and seems genuinely frightened, not a lot but a reasonable amount.
"The pharmacy ran out last week so I have to get more, but they're going to call or email me when it's back in stock," He groans loudly, not mad at you but the pharmacy.
"Alright, alright," He wipes his hands on his sweatpants, moving all the cats to the far side of the room before changing the top blankets.
"There," He mumbled, tucking you into the new blankets, sitting beside you. "Now, no more snuggling with the cats until you have your medicine,"
"That's not fair!" You whine, reaching a hand out toward the now sleeping babies.
"It's totally fair, you're allergic and I don't want to see you in pain,"
You reach a hand out, touching his forearm, meeting his eyes. "I'm not in pain, it's annoying and a bit irritated but I'll be okay, really, Red, you don't have to worry about me,"
You cup the side of his face, he leans into your hand, pressing a kiss to your wrist, then palm.
"I'm always gonna worry 'bout you,"
"I know, but I'm not an idiot, I have medicine that allows me to play with the cats, I wouldn't go near them if I didn't, you have to trust me, okay?" You lean in, bumping your nose on his.
He scoffs, raising a brow. "I'd believe you if I didn't know you have a cat tucked into your side,"
