#hellboy incorrect

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Y/N: Omg, Shape of water is so amazing! The asset was so adorable with his cute sideways blinking eyes and adorable bird-like head tilts. Why are fishmen so cute???

Abe: O///O

[hellboy-incorrect]

Liz: Can you guys just try to see things from my perspective?

Abe: *Kneels down*

Hellboy: *Gets on knees*

Liz:

Liz: I will kill both of you in your sleep.

[hellboy-incorrect]

Abe: I am, as the kids say, “awake”

Liz: Do you mean “woke”?

Abe: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect

[hellboy-incorrect]

Daimio: *Loses Hellboy in crowd*

Daimio: Fucking finally

[hellboy-incorrect]

Hellboy: C’mon Abe, I wasn’t that drunk

Abe: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important

Hellboy: But you are

[hellboy-incorrect]

Abe: Does anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Liz: Can’t relate

Hellboy: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

[hellboy-incorrect]

Liz: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake

Abe: You’re literally making a Valentines Day card for Hellboy right now

Liz, pointing a hot glue gun at Abe: You’re on fucking thin ice

[hellboy-incorrect]

Hellboy: FOUR MONTHS

Kate: What’s going on?

Daimio: Hellboy, it’s not that big of a deal

Hellboy: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT