tofania

if nobody gets me i know mike flanagan gets me.

[tofania]

think of me as anthony bourdain if anthony bourdain were a 20something italian girl with adhd.

my fic: [here] or tofania on A03

my hellcheer fics rec [here]

my hellcheer fanart rec [here]

[tofania]

crying shaking throwing up bc the person I pay to help me do my taxes tried to call me (i didn't answer) and then emailed me (i don’t want to open it) and that obv means i did something wrong and i’m dumb and he hates me and he’s truly disappointed in me (this is his job) (i pay him to do this) (i pay this man to do my taxes and email me when he’s missing some docs) (this is supposed to make my life easier)

[tofania]

do you ever think about how the italian football nt is totally completely DEAD and I don’t mean just this year we have been a walking corpse for years and there’s no hope for a better future AND YET in 2020 somehow totally random and powered only by friendship we beat the brits IN THEIR HOME in that moment I knew that no matter what happens the British will never win anything I’m sorry but there’s just no hope for them it will never come home just let it go

[tofania]

happy hot summer night mid-July to whoever celebrates <333

[tofania]

can’t believe I’m lying in bed with the ENEMY…….

[tofania]

[tofania]

NOBODY does Alta Moda like 2 old souther italian 🚬 !!!!

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[tofania]

of course rooting for my spanish cousins BUT I have to say I wish nothing but the best for my personal friend mbappé

[corishat]

Chapter 4 | belladonna by reutrntosaturn

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“If anybody makes an ass of themselves…” He drops his arm from around her, her necklace snagging briefly in the move, reaching to dig his cigarettes from the pocket of his jeans. He takes one between his lips, tips the open pack towards her. “We throw them in the pool.”

She smiles softly and reaches out to pluck one free.

“You and me?”

His glinting silver lighter is conjured in place of the cigarettes, sparking at the twitch of his fingers. Chrissy watches him closely as they both lean in to share the flame.

He swipes his smoke from between his lips and blows a thin stream.

“You and me,” he confirms.

[tofania]

you should all read Belladonna ch 4 !!! and when you’re done you can

play with this little thing I coded eheh

[definitivamentalvez]

Trying not to post something that starts with "I trust Mike Flanagan, but-"

[thissweetenamor]

[tofania]

Engagement Rings Eddie Would Propose With (fanfics edition)

1) ATSOYL/ATTP!Eddie: let’s start strong with rockstar Eddie who actually has money despite the extremely expensive divorce he went through and he’s also a bit (a lot!) tacky I’m afraid…. he’d choose the He Loves Me diamond ring from Cece Jewellery (“a chain of daisies dances around the base of the setting, a sweet and nostalgic nod to love in its first flush. Engraved on each shoulder, a bow is a symbol of completeness. Together, they encompass the fullness of love, in all its excitement and contentment”)

+ he already got her the Devil in Detail ring (“At first glance, a 0.5ct heart-shaped diamond and bouquet of red roses are the epitome of romance, but look closer and see a devil’s trident emerging from the blooms. This miniature, hand-enamelled scene plays out on the face of a chunky, sovereign-inspired ring. Matte shoulders and a frame of pavé-set diamonds create an indulgent, tactile statement. The Devil is in the Detail ring is a lesson in astonishment. When beauty and wickedness share the same stage, the most delicious drama unfolds. Crafted in 18ct yellow gold with hand-painted champlevé enamel, this ring blends serious gold and playful intent without apology. When there’s romance on the surface, you can bet there will be devilry underneath…A teaching of... Mischief.”) because he was feeling fun!! he’s a big fan of Cece Jewellery in general so I can imagine him getting her some personalized bespoken ring too…

2) folktale!Eddie: he can’t afford a diamond + folktale!Chrissy wouldn’t want a diamond anyway because she’s woke! and environmentally conscious! and she has actually lectured everyone on the (lack of) ethics of blood diamonds!! So he’d go for (ethically sourced) white topaz + lab diamonds and something delicate and dainty like this one from NOOI Jewellery <33

3. guts!Eddie: he gets some money after the lawsuit BUT he has the toughest job since he has to propose to his lovely fucked up in the head slightly avoidant girlfriend and he can’t get a ring that looks too much like THE ring or she’ll freak out!! So he goes for a beautiful moi et toi with their birthstones and the whole convo is pretty much nooo this is not that ring ahah………. unless??? 👀

[wyrmrose]

Miffy's Dream (1997)

[neyxmessi]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

New argument strategy dropped

[tycheantiques]

Antique postcard, undated.