#hellhouse

[slut4movies]

Hell House LLC

[scum-kingofnothing]

Who is this strange MEAT guy all around ellicot city's abandoned girls school? (I love them)

[deddageddon]

Hi this is my first post

More to come, and I'll explain the world that is Threa, the City of Böth, and Characters stories through (possibly) comic making or novels. I draw lots.

[sharkiegorath]

okay so i am obviously intrigued by all of the gintama one but..........say more about the shiroyasha assassination arc pleeeeeease <3

OK PLEASE BUCKLE UP I HAVE A WHOLE-ASS OUTLINE THAT'S BEEN SITTING AROUND FOR OVER A YEAR AND IT'S SOMEHOW BOTH THE MOST AND LEAST COHERENT THING I'VE EVER STARTED TO WRITE

It's post-canon GinHiji glorified kidfic mashing aspects of Be Forever Yorozuya with loose ends from the main story. Basically it's a romcom about a single dad falling in love with his kid's teacher who's also a single dad. While an assassin cult tries to kill the teacher.

Two years after the finale, Gintoki, Zura, and Otae get obsessed with a cartoon that's totally not My Little Pony (Our Large Horse) and open an alternative school to get access to an exclusive edutainment game. Meanwhile, the Shinsengumi entertain Akari, a Weird Little Girl™ who's related to Sougo. Sougo forces Hijikata to babysit her at an OLH convention and they get along surprisingly well. Then Sougo reveals she's Mitsuba's secret illegitimate daughter and it completely destroys Hijikata's brain etc etc etc.

Akari joins Gintoki's school. Other students include Kanshichirou, Tamako, and Magic Grow Capsule Takasugi Clone. Hijikata hires Kagura and Shinpachi to investigate Akari's parentage??? I think?? Fun fact, I picked the name 'Akari' because right after the letter exchange at the end of Baragaki Arc, Ginpachi-sensei reads a letter from 'Akari', asking why Hijikata still smokes. This got hitched to my concurrent realization that Gintoki would be a good -- okay, maybe not good, but fitting teacher, and so would Zura, and the Shimuras have their dojo thing. So obviously an interdimensional space-time rift happened there. And does happen.

Gintoki runs his school. Akari's guardianship gradually shifts to Hijikata, because Tae has threatened to kick Sougo's ass if he tries to raise a child by himself. So Gintoki and Hijikata end up spending even more time together.

Then a white-haired child pops up, wearing Naraku clothing. He calls himself 'One'. He tries to assassinate Gintoki. It keeps happening. Assassins start targeting Shinpachi and Kagura, too. A badass/dumbass woman from the future arrives to protect the Yorozuya. She calls herself 'Ibara' but she's clearly an adult Akari. Everyone tries not to think about this. She also keeps slipping and calling both Gintoki and Hijikata variations of 'dad'. They also try not to think about this.

The midpoint??? curveball is that Itou Kamotarou was Akari's father. What the fuck. Well, I read a fic where he and Mitsuba became friends in the afterlife because he reminds her of Hijikata and I thought "yeah that tracks". then i saw the Gintama Festival 2016 art where they sit together sharing hot sauce dango (??) and I went "HAHAHA! WHAT IF I MADE THIS A PROBLEM FOR HIJIKATA?"

Anyway, it turns out Mitsuba and Itou met while Itou was investigating?? the Enmi? after being tipped off by the Kiheitai?? Now remnants of the Naraku are trying to unleash the White Plague??? somehow? But the White Plague nanomachines have a related good counterpart. The good nanomachines need a human incubator; Mitsuba volunteered, but it failed and she got sick.

Gintoki is the perfect candidate because his bloodstream has a high concentration of sugar and alcohol. So in a throwback to the Shogun Assassination Arc, the giant main cast has to protect Gintoki on the way to the Terminal to Do Something, I Guess. Hijikata is the one who plans the whole thing, because Kondou believes he won't make the same mistake twice, and also I want him to suffer.

From here I have no goddamn idea what happens besides how a lot of the dramatic tension arises from how 'One' is a child, so nobody is willing to kill or seriously hurt him. At the climax, 'One' nearly kills Gintoki. Gintoki could gain the upper hand, but he recognizes himself in 'One', so he does self-sacrifice bullshit, Hijikata Big Sad...I think he gives Gintoki mouth-to-mouth? *double-checks notes* Woah, really?

Of course Gintoki recovers after having a coma dream where he and Takasugi annoy each other. Gintoki and Hijikata get together. Ibara returns to the future, but first, she reveals 'One' was engineered using a combination of Gintoki and Hijikata's DNA...because they won the last four popularity polls. So he's technically her brother. Roll credits!

[s4rainbows]

LOOKING FOR SIMS!

Spend some time in a lovely haunted house and die if you fail challenges - it’s easy, it’s organic, it’s free! I am looking for a total of seven unfortunate souls to compete for their lives in @bakersimmer ‘s HELL HOUSE CHALLENGE

Simply zip up your sim and upload them to simfileshare, and send me the link, then sit back and watch them suffer.

The Fine Print:

- I’m a maxis mix simmer, so unless you match my style, I might substitute hair for alpha -.berry sims preferred, but not required - if you use CC, either include it (if the creators permit that) or expect me to substitute missing pieces - I use the 5 trait mod, so I will add two

- YA and up allowed, any gender, any occult - no skills or reward traits, give ‘em to me fresh out of CAS - use negative traits, if u want excessive chaos!

SLOTS:

1 - taken @berryconfetti 2 - taken by a friend 3 - taken @grimreapergnome 4 - taken @sweetlysimss 5 - 6 -  7 - 8 - reserved for my own sim

I will make a post and tag all submitters when I’m ready to get going!

[madcatgaming]

Still the funniest thing in the game to me 🤣🤣

[lateknightsimmer]

Decorating

I recently bought Jungle Adventures for TS4, and I love it. It has the perfect decorations for my Seven Sins story, so I’m decorating this set now for the next chapter and getting really excited to add more to what I’ve already written. I love when an expansion/game/stuff pack makes me happy to work on a story. ♥ It’s a really good feeling.

[poeticnorth]

So, this is hard enough to battle on normal mode.

I have spent the last 5 days trying to beat it in hard mode. After a 2 hour battle, with lots of running around, crying, and screaming "leave me the fuck alone" and almost having a heart attack everytime the damn thing sent out fucking tonberries, more crying, I managed to beat it on hard mode.